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Beyoncé & Jay Z Get Their Basketball On With Seattle Seahawks Quarterback Russell Wilson! Bestiez!

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Life is amazing right now for Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson! He's srsly on a serbort to success right at this moment!

Not only did he just win the Super Bowl or whatever, he actually got to sit next to Beyoncé and Jay Z at the Brooklyn Nets game against the 76ers!

The trio was spotted at New York City's Barclays Centre, becoming best of friends and laughing the night away. Just a group full of winners right thurrr! In fact, we're digging Bey's Karl Lagerfeld tartan jacket and her black knit Eugenia Kim pom pom beanie! It almost looks like she's wearing adorable Mickey Mouse ears!

It was probably enough to get Russell to completely forget about winning the biggest sports game in sports!

Hell, just looking at the pic is making us forget a whole bunch of stuff!

Does anyone else forget how to math?

[Image via NBA TV.]

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Broncos Fans Jerk Away The Pain! Internet Porn Spikes In Denver After Super Bowl Loss!

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How did Broncos fans cope after getting crushed in the Super Bowl?? Sadsturbating.

What do you do when your football team loses a big game?

Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…

Gentlemen… start your boners!

That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.

During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!

After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.

While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!

Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.

Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!

Check out the statsurbates (below)!

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Super Bowl Suffers A Slight Hit In The Ratings From Last Year's Numbers!

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While we'd like to give a big "CAW" of congratulations to the Seahawks, unfortunately there was no blowout victory for another type of animal: FOX!

With the numbers just starting to come in, 96.88 million viewers watched the Super Bowl on FOX last night, which is down from last year's grand total of 108.69 million that CBS lured in!

The Super Bowl (aka the more aggressive, less cute version of the Puppy Bowl) earned ratings of 34.4/67 last night in the 7 PM to 10 PM time slot in the 18-49 demographic.

This means that 34.4% of all households in that demo were watching, while 67% of people watching television at the time were watching the game!

That's down 13% in that coveted demo from last year! Math!

Although it was a slight dip from last year, the game was still among the top 5 highest rated Super Bowls ever! Not too shabby!

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Super Bowl Buzzin'! The Perfect Cocktails For Game Day!

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Are you worried about all the awful things you're about to eat during the big game — a.k.a. the Super Bowl — this Sunday??

We bet you are!

We also be you plan on supplementing all those wings and chips and dip (and Cheerios?) with some kind of delicious alcoholic drink! So why not make something delicious AND have one last thing to worry about??

Check out the two yummy recipes for Ty Ku game day cocktails (above)!

Here's a little secret though… you don't have to choose just one! Less calories, more fun!

Just drink responsibly!

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NFL SLAMS Player's Claim That Half The League Takes Adderall

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Seattle Seahawks superstar Richard Sherman seems to think that half the league is on Adderall, and that the NFL should probably un-ban the substance.

Here's the thing, though: he's completely wrong!

The NFL knows what's up, and thinks he should immediately stop pressing the league to un-ban the drug before someone gets hurt! Basically, Adderall is super easy to detect, and testing would've found that "half" of the league by now!

Here's what they said:

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Falcons' Julio Jones Did NOT Break His Legs In A Car Accident!

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Thank goodness!

Twitter can be a wonderful source for news, but it can also be a terrible outlet if you believe everything you hear — which is exactly what happened on Monday night when some cray person thought it would be funny to say that the Falcons' wide receiver Julio Jones broke both his legs in a car accident!!

WTF?!?

But… according to a league source,

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Vegas Casino Offers Refunds Of Bets Placed On Packers Game!

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This almost NEVER happens!

A Vegas casino has decided to offer a refund to those who put money on the Packers/Seahawks game and lost!

We're actually really happy this is happening, though, there's gotta be a better way to spend your money in the first place.

The Seahawks' win wasn't actually a win

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