Prepare to unwrap the JUCIEST Gossip Girl fruit, ’cause some cray sh*t is about to go down in the Upper East side… and we're talking semi-insestuous sex triangle cray!!!
Ch-ch-check out a preview for next Monday's episode, titled Portrait of a Lady Alexander (above)!
OK but let's discuss last night's re-donkey-dickulous episode… what the f*ck is UP with people acting so weird!
Take Dan H. for instance…