Dexter Morgan!! Slap a bandaid on that cut, you're dribbling blood EVERYWHERE!
The time is nigh Dextertrons! Everyone's favorite morally ambiguous murderer is returning September 30th, and we're simply dying of
blood-loss to know (spoiler alert!) how Dexter's sister Deb reacts to his morbid secret!
Showtime has already heightened our anticipation by releasing the first two minutes of Dexter's season 7 premiere, but the show's new promo poster (above) hints at something even MORE confusing…
Is Dex getting a taste of his own murderous medicine? Will he be the one cling-filmed and sliced?! Is Deb the new Dexter?!
Ha! Unlikely, but that would make for a blood-curdling plot twist!
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Our chest is tightening and we are breaking out in cold sweats after peeping at the latest, constricting Dexter season seven promo!
Now that Dex's inner beast has been exposed to sister Deb, how far will he go to protect himself and his need for the bleed?!
Grrr we simply cannot wait till September 30th to watch the riveting revelation…
Feel the bonds of debilitating secrecy (above)!
Air, air! We need air!!
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SO MANY THRILLS…
Too bad all those clips are milliseconds long!!
But hey, if you slice up the season seven teaser bit by bit in your plastic-covered
warehouse computer, we're sure allll that juicy Dexter blood info you've been craving will fit on a microscope slide seamlessly slip into your Dexter-starved mind.
Ch-ch-check out the Dexter super-tease (above) and decipher season seven for yourself!
Is that Dexter and Deb we see sharing an intimate, sibling moment by the fire?!
Ummmm so she's totally cool with the fact that he's a moralist murderer RIGHT?!
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Love 'em or hate 'em…they're baaaaaaacckkkkk!
America's most famous family returns to E! on May 20 when season seven of Keeping Up With The Kardashians premieres!
If you thought last year was full of dramz, wait until you see what the cameras caught this year! It looks like we're definitely getting some insight into Kim's run-in with PETA and Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick may be in some serious trouble…
Take a peak at what U are in for this season by watching the latest promo (above)!
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We imagine there will be more than a few people who will be ecstatic over THIS news!
The fifth season of Mad Men will premiere in March of 2012 after some seriously intense negotiations, but don't worry, because according to the new deal, series creator Matthew Weiner will be now be producing up to seven - and he already has quite the ending in place for the series finale episode!
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For season seven, Bones will air six episodes in the fall and seven in the spring.
But then they get to air four more in the summer! whoo!
It's pretty strange in the television world, but they acknowledge it.
Executive producer Stephen Nathan states:
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Yet another reason why we're pumped for Weeds to return!
Last month, we we excited to learn that Weeds would be returning for a seventh season, and now it looks like they'll be featuring some awesome guest stars - Martin Short and Aidan Quinn!
Aidan was last seen in Liam Neeson's bad-ass-a-thon Unknown, and Martin Short was recently featured on Damages!
In the show's upcoming season, Short will play "an eccentric attorney in at least three episodes" and Quinn will play "a charismatic investment firm CEO in at least four episodes."
We-we-we so excited! We so excited! (Sorry, it's Friday LOLz).
Are U looking forward to seeing Martin Short and Aidan Quinn on season seven of Weeds?
[Images via WENN.]
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