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Broncos Fans Jerk Away The Pain! Internet Porn Spikes In Denver After Super Bowl Loss!

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How did Broncos fans cope after getting crushed in the Super Bowl?? Sadsturbating.

What do you do when your football team loses a big game?

Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…

Gentlemen… start your boners!

That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.

During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!

After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.

While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!

Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.

Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!

Check out the statsurbates (below)!

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Justin Timberlake's Stage Gets Bum Rushed By Macklemore, But Security Stops Him! Watch The Vid HERE!

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Macklemore just wanted a pic with Justin Timberlake, like the one these lucky concertgoers got to take last month!

But when you bum rush the stage at a JT concert, security is going to be ON you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate during a snow storm!

Ch-ch-check out the video (below) and watch as the Thrift Shop hip-hop/pop star ALMOST gets his pic before getting taken down by Justin’s bodyguards!

They may not have recognized who Macklemore was but Justin did and waved off his muscle men!

He then gave a shout-out to the Seattle MC during the show, saying:

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16-Year-Old Girl Is Saved From A Drive-By Shooting When Bullet Hits Her GLASSES!

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Girl's glasses save her life from a drive-by shooting

Not only are glasses totally cool, but they save lives too!

16-year-old Alonza Bryant was sleeping in her Seattle home on Saturday at 9:40 p.m. local time, when a dark sedan drove by and fired shots into her house!

Some bullets hit a wall, while another went through a window, and one was aimed right for the girl’s head!

LUCKILY, she was

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Seattle Bus Gunman Disarmed By Hero Who Refused To Fork Over His IPhone! Vid HERE!

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Pop quiz, hot shot. There's a gunman on your bus and he's trying to steal your cell phone. What do you do?

WHAT DO YOU DO?

If you're one heroic public commuter in Seattle who has yet to be named, you disarm the dude and save the freakin' day!

It's true! This really happened! A routine bus ride in November almost turned deadly when one meanie pulled out his gun and tried to rob the other passengers!

But he had another thing coming!!!

Ch-ch-check it out the incredible video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Selena Gomez Lays Off Her Layers & Goes Frisky-Fierce On Stage For KISS FM’s Seattle Jingle Ball!

Selena Gomez rocks out the KISS FM Jingle Ball stage in a sexy burlesque-like outfit!

Now THIS is more like it!!

After disappointing on 106.1 KISS FM’s red carpet in a slouchy gray and black outfit, Selena Gomez rocked a far more ferocious ensem on the Seattle stage!!

The pop princess’ style turned a full 180 degrees when she stepped out to perform in a seksi burlesque-inspired red strapless leotard paired with a sheer lace dress. And even better, it was properly embellished for the season with snowflake-esque sparkles!!

Selenita wore her smokin’ hawt costume with black moto boots, which kinda brought down the glam factor but she def made it WERK!

So happy she was able to redeem herself from earlier!!

P.S. CLICK HERE to see her un-fabby red carpet outfit!

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Selena Gomez Gets Wrapped Up At KISS FM's Jingle Ball In Seattle!

Selena Gomez keeps her curves covered at 106.1 KISS FM's Jingle Ball in Seattle, Washington.

Noooo!

Selena Gomez broke our hearts a little as she kept those luscious curves of hers covered on the red carpet at 106.1 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball on Sunday night in Seattle, Washington.

Instead of busting out the cleavage like she did last week, the brunette bombshell dressed in a slinky gray frock with a dark cardigan on top, which hid her svelte figure.

And while Selenita does look perfectly put-together, we can't help but miss her utterly sexxxifying ensems! This is so unlike her!

At least gurlie gave this look a bit of edge with her black lace-up boots and killer smokey eyes! But is it enough???

What do U think???

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Kanye West's Tour Gets Postponed After Only 1 Concert! Is His HUGE Ego Set To Blame?!

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Not even Jesus Christ himself could help get Kanye West's concert to Canada on time!

Yep, that's right. JC was a featured act in the opening night of the Yeezus tour in Seattle on October 19th!

But when it came time to pack up and head north to Vancouver, the tour came to a screeching halt!

The second stop on Kanye's tour ended up being canceled without any explanation, with fans now being told that Yee will be back on Halloween to play for the British Columbia city.

But ch-ch-check out the video below. Maybe West's CAH-RAZY big set is to blame for the postponement?

As you can see, Kanye's stage spectacular features

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