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Marijuana Piñatas Seized! Grab A Bat!

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Can… can you imagine how much fun a piñata stuffed with weed would be if you were into drugs and stuff??

Like, they don't even have to be just bricks of marijuana. They could be edibles. You could potentially still fill the piñata with candy.

BEST 5th BIRTHDAY EVER!

LOLz, we kid, we kid. It might seem like a stoner's dream, but it's a smuggler's nightmare right now. 425 pounds of weed have been seized during a border crossing!

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Jerry Sandusky Transferred From County Jail To State Prison!

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Jerry Sandusky just became a state prison inmate today!

He was transferred out of the Centre County Jail, where he's been staying since June.

He arrived at the State Correctional Institute at Camp Hill outside Harrisburg early this morning.

While there, he will go through a week or more of evaluations and testing to determine his security risk level before being sent to one of the state's facilities that will eventually become his "home prison."

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Can Mind Reading Technology Hack Your Brain??

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A computer scientist at Oxford recently read the brainwaves of test subjects using a standard brainwave reader (EEG) and a video game controller!

So instead of celebrity phone hacking scandals, are we looking at celeb brain hacking?!

The study had participants look at numbers, names, logos and people.

The researchers were looking for something called a P300 response, a specific brainwave pattern that happens when someone relates to or recognizes something.

So they can't go in your brain and retrieve information, but they could do something like show you sets of numbers and see if any of them are familiar. Like how credit card numbers or a social security number might be familiar.

This is only the very beginning of the technology but it's kinda scary people can sort of read your mind already.

Let's hope they invent Magneto's helmet before this technology gets perfected. LOLz!

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Michael Jordan's Son Fined For Disturbing The Peace

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Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan was recently fined $250 and ordered to pay court costs after being found guilty of disturbing the peace.

He had an argument with a woman outside a Nebraska hotel last month and it must've gotten pretty heated.

Marcus, 21, was charged with

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McKayla Maroney Hires Personal Security!

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McKayla Maroney went from talented gymnast to gold medal winning Olympian and internet sensation!

The 16-year-old gymnast is now dealing with such a sudden burst of fame that her parents are making sure she stays safe, now that she's a public figure.

Her parents recently hired her a security team, saying:

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Usain Bolt Is A Smuggler!

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Usain Bolt has gotten into the smuggling business, due to oppressive Olympic security rules.

Though, it's not drugs. Or foreign fruit. Or weapons.

We're talkin' jump ropes.

LOLz!

Hear all about his plan (above)!

What a ridiculous rule! Go Usain!

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Prince William And Kate Escorted Through Wimbledon

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No, they didn't get kicked out — they must've just gotten bored with just doing the wave!

Prince William and Kate were recently escorted by their security team through Wimbledon after watching Andy Murray defeat Nicolas Almagro of Spain.

We get the feeling that's they're just kind and normal people, and we're willing to bet they're so well liked that they could pretty much go anywhere without security detail and be fine!

Plus, Kate is looking so fit and fab here — she would be able to kick any would-be attackers azz!

LOLz!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

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