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Oh man…

We think we're gonna be sick.

On the next episode of NBC's show Fear Factor, contestants will have to drink donkey urine and SEMEN!

EWWW!

That is so disgusting.

NBC execs have been debating whether or not to actually air the episode, which has teams of twins drinking the urine and semen to pass on to the next round.

The episode is set to air this coming Monday.

We're curious to see if anyone will win it (apparently several do try) but would probably throw up if we tried to watch.

Tags: disgusting, donkey, fear factor, gross, nbc, reality, semen, tv, urine

SRSLY! This was an actual NEWS story!

Yesterday Nashville's WKRN nightly news reported that the interstate was closed due to pesky "Bull Semen." HA!

Apparently the highway was shut down when canisters filled with the bull gizzle fell out of a Greyhound bus (wtf) and onto the road. Next time they better keep a tighter grip on their load. LOLZ!!

We are so proud of the reporter for keeping a straight face during this broadcast!

Tags: bull, cra cra, funny, greyhound, news, semen, video, yes

Holy hooker!

Lady GaGa dished about her bloody sex fragrance during a radio interview with Australia's Kyle and Jackie O earlier this week.

Says GaGa:

"The perfume smells like an expensive hooker. I wanted to extract the feeling and the scent of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that’s where that [report] came from. [Blood and semen] is in the perfume but it doesn’t smell like it–you just get the after feeling of sex from the semen and the blood is primal. It was taken out of my own blood sample so it’s a sense of having me on your skin."

Inneresting.

Do U think she's being serious or just joking around???

[Image via Will Alexander/Stuart Castle/WENN.]

Tags: blood, kyle and jackie o, monster fragrance, radio interview, semen

There's a new rumor going around about what Lady GaGa's debut fragrance, Monster, will smell like.

And it's blood and semen!!!

Really????

We'll believe it when GaGa's eau de bloody sex comes out in 2012.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: blood, lady gaga fragrance, monster fragrance, semen, smell

That's right…we had the same reaction. Let's just say it together.

What…the…hell!?!?!

There's a mysterious phenomenon in which some men come down with a flu-like illness immediately after having an orgasm and Dutch scientists are saying these men may be allergic to their own semen.

If that's true, that's a pretty unfortunate allergy.

The condition is known as post-orgasmic illness sydrome, or POIS and believe it or not, has been on scientists' radars for nearly 10 years

It's not commonly known by patients or doctors because experts suspect many men who experience the post-ejaculate sickness don't come forward and tell their doctor about it out of embarrassment.

Embarrassment? More like, confusion!

Who would ever guess they are allergic to their own semen?

In a study at Utrecht University in the Netherlands, thirty-three men agreed to undergo a skin-prick (no pun intended) allergy test using a diluted form of their own semen and a whopping 88 percent had a reaction indicating an allergic reaction!

Symptoms of POIS include fever, runny nose, extreme fatigue and burning eyes that come on straight after climax and can last up to a week.

This is shocking to say the least, but at least it will encourage men to last longer and maybe learn the art of tantric sex.

Tags: allergy, flu, illness, orgasm, semen, sickness, skin, sperm

Well, thank goodness this is over with! We already lost enough of our lunch yesterday!

The lovely and fresh-faced Ke$ha showed the world what a truly elegant young lady she is, yesterday when a photo of her naked and covered in jizz (we believe the polite term is called a 'Pearl Necklace') surfaced on the net, reportedly by DJ Stolen!

We've just received word that Stolen had MORE pictures of the filthy gutter troll doing what she apparently does best, so she sent him this message:

"hey i would love to do a shout out for you…

how bout this… you keep my private pictures private, and ill give you a shout out/ drop… whatever you need for your dj set

why dont you hit up my manager at ****

cool?"

We're relieved to announce that DJ Stolen agreed, kept the world safe from having to view that nasty shiz, and now has a lovely new track with a nice little opening message from Ke$ha!

Listen at the :10 mark to hear it (below)!

Thoughts?

[Image via AP Images.]

Tags: compromise, dj stolen, filthy, gross, gutter troll, leaked, nude photos, pearl necklace, semen, shout-out