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Good Day LA Reporter Hearts Semen Seamen!

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OK, we know she was talking about sailors of the sea… but we like to think there was a Freudian slip somewhere in there!

Plus, she should have KNOWN better than to say, "I love seamen"!

Watch the HIGHlarious clip (above) of the Good Day LA reporter confessing her fondness for nautical men…and perhaps other things of a more sexual nature.

The goods go down around the :10 mark.

Awesome … and HIGHlarious!

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Saturated Fat May Be Bad For Semen

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Bad news for babies who are eagerly waiting on the other side for that special sperm to fertilize that lucky egg so they can finally exist!

American obesity is off the charts and a new study has found that diets high in saturated fat may lower sperm count and sperm concentration.

Researchers came to the conclusion after semen samples were collected from

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That Donkey Semen Episode Of Fear Factor Was PRICEY!

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Well. This is certainly one of the challenges that held up to the title of the series.

The return of the NBC series Fear Factor is already causing controversy, as we've reported, after the network yanked an episode that involved contestants forced to drink donkey spunk, but apparently, staffers on the series are furious, because the aforementioned challenge was linked to another in the episode that involved the risk-takers jumping a car through a moving train - and it cost them around $150,000!

Furthermore, some of the crew is baffled as to why NBC would pull "hands down the nastiest concept" out of a bunch of pitches that never even made it into the development stage, and as one source explains:

"There's lots of other gross stuff, but how do you top donkey semen?"

Well, if VOM-inducing nastiness is the line not to cross, then we can personally accept not being subjected to that on our TV screens!

But with the amount of publicity this is getting, you just KNOW that the episode will eventually find its way out there - one way or another!

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Donkey Semen Drink On Fear Factor

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Oh man…

We think we're gonna be sick.

On the next episode of NBC's show Fear Factor, contestants will have to drink donkey urine and SEMEN!

EWWW!

That is so disgusting.

NBC execs have been debating whether or not to actually air the episode, which has teams of twins drinking the urine and semen to pass on to the next round.

The episode is set to air this coming Monday.

We're curious to see if anyone will win it (apparently several do try) but would probably throw up if we tried to watch.

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Bull Semen Can Be A Road Hazard

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SRSLY! This was an actual NEWS story!

Yesterday Nashville's WKRN nightly news reported that the interstate was closed due to pesky "Bull Semen." HA!

Apparently the highway was shut down when canisters filled with the bull gizzle fell out of a Greyhound bus (wtf) and onto the road. Next time they better keep a tighter grip on their load. LOLZ!!

We are so proud of the reporter for keeping a straight face during this broadcast!

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GaGa Talks About Her Expensive Hooker Fragrance

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Holy hooker!

Lady GaGa dished about her bloody sex fragrance during a radio interview with Australia's Kyle and Jackie O earlier this week.

Says GaGa:

"The perfume smells like an expensive hooker. I wanted to extract the feeling and the scent of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that’s where that [report] came from. [Blood and semen] is in the perfume but it doesn’t smell like it–you just get the after feeling of sex from the semen and the blood is primal. It was taken out of my own blood sample so it’s a sense of having me on your skin."

Inneresting.

Do U think she's being serious or just joking around???

[Image via Will Alexander/Stuart Castle/WENN.]

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GaGa's Monster Fragrance Will Smell Like…

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There's a new rumor going around about what Lady GaGa's debut fragrance, Monster, will smell like.

And it's blood and semen!!!

Really????

We'll believe it when GaGa's eau de bloody sex comes out in 2012.

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