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Man Arrested For Shooting At The White House!!

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Holy shiz!!! Thank goodness nobody was hurt!!!

21-year-old Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez (above) was arrested on Wednesday after he was suspected of shooting at the White House with an AK-47 semiautomatic rifle last Friday night.

One of the bullets even struck the government residence, hitting a bullet proof window on the second floor.

Gunfire was heard in the vicinity of the White house and a man was seeing fleeing on foot.

He has criminal records for drugs, underage drinking, domestic violence, resisting arrest, and assault on a police officer in Idaho, Texas, and Utah. That is quite the rap sheet he's got going on there!!

THANKFULLY, he is currently in the custody of the Pennsylvania State Police.

How scary!! This man clearly needs help!! We're just so thankful nobody was hit.

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92-Year-Old Woman Shoots Up Neighbor's House After He Refuses To Kiss Her!

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Holy shiz! So much for being neighborly!

A 92 year old Florida woman was arrested last week on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon when she shot her next-door neighbor's house after he refused to kiss her!

According to local police, Helen Staudinger claims that she went over to Dwight Bettner's home on Monday, and refused to leave without a kiss from him. After arguing, Staudinger left without what she wanted, so she came back with a .380 semiautomatic pistol and fired four shots into his house!

Luckily, no one was hurt - but she did take out a window!

Bettner reveals:

"If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head. I've taken her trash out for her, just neighborly stuff. I guess she just took that as something else. I've got a girlfriend of my own."

Geesh! And this isn't even the first time the lady has acted out! She apparently tried to once strangle a woman she thought that he was dating!

Good lord! We'd say it's about time this guy finds a new place - and far away from this woman! Or else he's going to wake up tied to her bed, all Misery-style!

But in all seriousness, it's clear that she is not even close to well, so hopefully she's now getting the help that she needs, and her neighbor can go back to living his life without any uncomfortable interruptions.

Still - SO EFFING WEIRD! LOLz!

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Ja Rule Gets Court Date For Sentencing

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Back in December, rapper/actor Ja Rule pleaded guilty to a New York gun charge from July 2007.

He was due in court yesterday to get a sentencing date, but prosecutors said that "changes are needed in a presentencing report," so the court date has been rescheduled to March 9.

Enjoy this next month, Ja! Looks like that prison sentence is likely to start sometime in March.

Hopefully, he'll learn his lesson after his two-year prison stint. Can't be carrying around loaded semi-automatic firearms, Ja. NOT cool.

Do U think two years is a reasonable prison sentence for being caught in possession of a loaded gun?

[Image via WENN.]

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