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Creedence Clearwater Revival's John Fogerty Takes A Jog

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At 66-years-old, John Fogerty is still going strong!

The Creedence Clearwater Revival guitarist, who ranks #40 on Rolling Stone's list of 100 Greatest Guitarists, went for a jog near his El Lay home on Tuesday.

He even played some air guitar for the paparazzi snapping photographs of him! Ha! What a cool dude!

We're glad he's staying healthy as he continues his transition from rock star to senior citizen.

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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70-Year-Old Woman Arrested With Son For Illegal Cough Syrup Ring

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That headline sounds odd all-around, but it's completely true, proving you're never too old to become a criminal!

Lucita Uy, a 70-year-old woman from Los Angeles County, and her 42-year-old son have been arrested for a narcotics scheme we never would have imagined in our wildest dreams.

According to authorities, the mother-son duo bought 3 pharmacies so they could purchase a powerful cough syrup called promethazine, which they sent from California to Houston, Texas.

What cost them just $9 a bottle was then concocted as a street drug called "purple drank" or "the lean" and sold for up to $600 a bottle in Houston!

To give you an idea of how much mula the family business was raking in, they bought more than 97,000 pints of this stuff, which could have potentially been worth $58 million!

The cough syrup criminals were indicted on two counts of conspiracy to launder money and conspiracy to structure cash transactions to evade federal reporting requirements.

Christopher Lamont Crawford and Kendra Patrice Manigault, co-conspirators living Houston, were also arrested.

It was hard enough for our parents to convince us to take a swig of cough syrup when we were kids, we can't imagine shelling out $600 to drink it now!

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Three Senior Citizens Rushed To The Hospital After Eating Pot Brownies At Friend's Funeral

Filed under: DrugsSuper Seniors

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Everyone's alright though. They all just have the wicked munchies for tapioca pudding!

On Saturday, a trio of elderly people were rushed to the hospital after unknowingly eating pot brownies. They were all paying their last respects to a friend who had passed on, when they were served the "tainted" desserts and indulged.

All three of the victims - who were in their 70s and 80s and should remember the feeling from the 70s and 80s - complained of suddenly feeling "nausea, dizziness, and inability to stand unassisted." That's when they hitched a ride in the ambulance to the hospital, where it was deemed they had consumed "medical marijuana." Apparently, a fellow griever brought them to the service to honor their departed friend who was an avid lover of the stuff.

Oopsies! You know, its good to put a label on those sort of things! LOLz!

Well, here's hoping the trio's trip down Mary Jane Lane wasn't all that bad!

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Taylor Lautner Bowls With The Elderly!

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All the more reason to love Taylor Lautner!

The seksi werewolf/actor recently made an appearance on Conan, during which he discusses filming stunts for his latest flick, Abduction, being a child killer in one of his first movies, and most HIGHlarious of all, how he ended up spending a majority of his downtime at a bowling alley for senior citizens!

Ch-ch-check the interview (above)!

Hey! Gotta give him some credit!

That's a pretty smart move!

Here's hoping some of his bowling partners don't wise up and start bringing their teenage granddaughters along, though!

LOLz!

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WTF?!?!? 22-Year-Old 'Vampire' Bites Wheelchair-Bound Senior Citizen…At Hooters

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And you thought that Texas vampire was bad…

We feel absolutely sickened to report that 22-year-old Florida "vampire" Josephine Rebecca Smith attacked wheelchair-bound 69-year-old Milton Ellis last night in front of a Hooter's restaurant.

Fortunately, the senior citizen survived, although he sustained wounds to his face, neck, and lips.

Here's what St. Petersburg Police Department's Mike Puetz had to say about it:

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83-Year-Old Woman Gets Breast Implants

How old is TOO OLD for plastic surgery?

An 83-year-old woman in California didn't think she was too old for it and got breast implants because "she expects to live a little while longer". Since her mother lived into her 90's, "she would like to look good."

A local Fox News broadcast asked people on the street if they felt 83 was too old for plastic surgery and their answers may surprise you!

Check out the video above and let us know if you agree with their opinion!

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Think You're Strong? Check Out This 70-Year-Old Man!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

Where can we get what this guy's been drinking for the last 70 years? Someone test this guy for HGH! LOLz!

Check out this video (above) to see an insanely strong 70-year-old man doing some crazy gymnastics most people can't do in their "prime".

We can honestly say this is the first time we've ever been jealous of a senior citizen. It's an awful feeling.

Are U as impressed as us?

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