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Boo-effing-Hoo! Lindsay's Lawyer Releases Official Statement - Trial "Unfair!"

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

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Oh, boo-hoo!

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, is still whining about the alleged 'unfair' treatment her client received from the amazing Judge Marsha Revel, and has released the following statement:

“Ms. Lohan and I are extremely disappointed in the sentence handed down by Judge Revel. We believe that the penalty is far harsher than what others would have received under similar circumstances. The reality is that Ms. Lohan, like most defendants, had to balance work commitments with court requirements. To be punished so severely for doing so, particularly in light of the fact that she substantially complied with each of her probationary conditions, is harsh and unfair. That said, Ms. Lohan is prepared to serve her jail time and to comply with the Court's orders.”

“With respect to Ms. Lohan's nails, the fact is, the words could barely be seen by the naked eye. That a courtroom camera, purportedly there to accurately chronicle the proceedings, would use a telephoto lens to zoom in as it did to Ms. Lohan's fingernail is a commentary on the entire issue.”

Far harsher than others would have received? How about she's lucky that she's gone this long without her ass being thrown in jail?

Someone just can't handle not getting their way for the first time ever! THIS is what happens when you always "yes" someone and they never have any consequences for their actions!

So in conclusion, Shawn Chapman Holley, shut the fuck up and go enAAble some other trainwreck celebrity!

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