Today a judge sentenced Chris Brown to a whopping 1,000 hours of community labor and also reinstated the probation stemming from his horrific assault of ex-girlfriend Rihanna.
The district attorneys went to great lengths to argue that the singer lied about completing his prior community service and submitted bogus records. Apparently their arguments were persuasive because 1,000 additional hours is is quite a lot!
Think about it!! Chris could pick up highway trash or scrub off graffiti in parks for well over a month straight, and he still wouldn't hit his mark!! Yikes!
There's nothing like giving a teammate a little tap on the tush to tell them they've done a good job!
But when Chad Johnson got a little too frisky with his lawyer in court, it ended up costing him BIG time!!
As we previously mentioned, the former footballer was in court yesterday following up on domestic violence arrest from last year, and apparently he was VERY close to striking up a plea deal that would have let him walk free. But that quickly changed when Chad decided to congratulate his lawyer on a job well done with a little pat on the booty!
Ch-ch-check out the spank heard ’round the world (above)!
Chad drew a light chuckle from the crowd with his actions, but his celebration may have come a little to soon as the judge was NOT laughing!
Not only did she scold him for not taking things seriously, but she ended up throwing out the plea deal and sentenced him to 30 days in jail! YIKES!!!
Like we said, a spanking is a great way to congratulate a fellow athlete, but unfortunately for Mr. Ochocinco he was in a courthouse and NOT a football field!
The INSANE zumba prostitution scandal that included naked pics, naughty videos, and lots and lots of sex has finally come to an end!
Alexis Wright, who was accused of having sex with multiple clients in exchange for money, has been sentenced to 10 months in prison after reaching a plea deal for 20 charges that included prostitution and tax evasion.
An emotional Alexis addressed the judge, but despite ending up behind bars, she said she was just happy it was all finally over:
Kris filed pro per, which is legalese for filing without a lawyer, and Bruce's response is set to be filed at the L.A. County Courthouse, according to sources.
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Apparently, there was no prenup, and the two have already to a split of their property, with all the details having been finalized with their business managers over the last couple of months, according to sources.
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
And although parting is such sweet sorrow, the divorce is apparently "totally amicable." We sincerely hope they keep up with each other.