Broody McBrooderson, AKA Robert Pattinson, is in the September issue of Germany's Interview magazine, looking, you know, seksily morose as usual.
He's an expert at it!
Alas, we cannot read German, but thanks to the internet there a few bon mots from Rob regarding Twilight and its "creepy" fan-base.
As much as we love a juicy interview, the pictures are always the main draw!
Our fave, of course, is the one of R-Patz floating in a pool wearing a white t-shirt that clings to his torso almost as tightly as a screaming fangirl.
Yep, we're still going to call you that, Rob!
Check out that one and more in the gallery (below)!
[Image via Nan Goldin/Interview Magazine]
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