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Lindsay Lohan Gets InAPPropriate! Long-Lost Movie Gets Release Date…AND Red-Band Theatrical Trailer!

Remember way back in 2010 when we first saw footage of this and called it "the lowest part of Lindsay Lohan's career?"

Well, two-and-a-half years later and countless legal and professional problems aside, we have to be honest:

It looks as though despite all of her latest shenanigans, THIS is STILL bottom-of-the-barrel-as-bad-as-it-can-possibly-get for the troubled starlet!

Even more shocking, however, is the fact that she's joined by the likes of Rob Schneider, Michelle Rodriguez…and Adrien Brody?!

Ch-ch-check out all of the aforementioned actors appearing in - for reasons well beyond our scope of understanding - the just-released red-band trailer InAPPropriate Comedy, which has somehow, after all this time, gotten a theatrical release set for March of 2013 (above)!

Yeah! Does ANYONE have any idea what's going on in that mess?

You know, other than Adrian Brody doing hack-job rendition of Tobias Fünke jokes from Arrested Development and our little LiLo once again reminding the world that she's just like Marilyn Monroe, you guys!

YAWN.

Can't we all just play a Liz & Dick drinking game and call it a day?!

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As Ke$ha rubs up against a white rabbit while shooting the music video for new single C'Mon in El Lay, the furry, suit-clad mammal is thinking "___________________________."

[Image via Twitter.]

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Danny And Sandy REUNITED! John Travolta And Olivia Newton-John Releasing Christmas Album Together!

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Holy SHIZ.

This is actually happening.

We repeat: THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!

Over 30 years after they stole our hearts as Danny and Sandy in Grease, John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John have apparently reunited…only this time, for a holiday album called This Christmas!

And that's not all!

Not only can you expect guest vocalists and contributors like Kenny G, Cliff Richard, James Taylor, Chick Corea, Tony Bennett, and Barbra Streisand (!!!!!!!!), but ALSO the writer of their 1978 classic You're the One That I Want has also reportedly composed an ORIGINAL duet for the pair!

Of course, while all of this information is fantastic and wonderful, we think it's most important for everyone to take notice of

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Starships - And CUBBY - Are Meant To Fly!

ZOMG! It's been so long, we were beginning to fear that we'd never see him again!

But do not fret, friends, because our beloved Cubby is back!

And with a VENGEANCE!

This time, the YouTube sensation - whose video remakes of Beyonce and Rihanna put them both to shame - is undertaking the Nicki Minaj dance jam Starships, and while her music video kicked off the summer in a completely FABOOSH fashion, we think his will provide the perfect foil to the end of the season!

So give it a watch (above), get those hands up and touch the sky, and let's go to the beach-beach one last time!

We promise you'll NEVER look at Her Minajesty the same way ever again!

Ha!

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James Franco Wants Us To Know How Great He Is At EVERYTHING…Even Endorsement Deals!

Okay, okay! We get it!

James Franco can literally DO everything!

Actually, he'll just do ANYTHING!

Even sell out Samsung products!

Ch-ch-check out the actor showing us all why the Galaxy Note 1.1 is good at everything…just like him (above)!

We will say this though:

He can come over with that thing and 'diagnose' US with strep throat anytime! LOLz!

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Attention, Twitter-Verse! Cher Does NOT Want Photos Of Your Private Parts!

Filed under: Silly!CherTwitter

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Oh man!

Cher has STILL GOT IT - and in every sense of the word!

That includes her INCREDIBLE abilities as a pop star, as she is hard at work on a brand new album, and ALSO apparently her HIGHlarious sense of humor…at the expense of some Twitter user who felt it necessary to send her an image of his junk!

Or lack-thereof!

The living legend took to the social-networking page to write:

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Let Anne Hathaway And Jimmy Fallon Play With Your Look!

We've been thinking really long and hard about how exactly to put what we just experienced into words, but ultimately, this falls into the category 'best viewed with as little explanation possible.'

What we will tell you is this: it's another, very special edition of Let Us Play With Your Look from Late Night With Jimmy Fallon during his recent segment featuring Anne Hathaway.

The rest is up to you!

Ch-ch-ch-check it out in all of its incredibly, mind-warping glory (above)!

The visuals! The vocals! The nightmares that will haunt us forever more! LOLz!

Dear lord, these two can play with our look ANYTIME they want! Ha!

How about URS?!

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