Kate Beckinsale's Penis Obsession Got Her Daughter In Trouble At School — Hear Her Tell The Whole Story To Seth Meyers!
This was quite literally a dick move…
Apparently, Kate is slightly obsessed with penises — so much so that she regularly rearranges fruit bowls to resemble male genitalia!
Unfortunately for Lily Beckinsale, however, that penchant for peckers failed to impress her professors when her momma accidentally doodled one on her homework!!
Telling a penis story is a ballsy move, Kate… but it sure paid off!
Ch-ch-check out Kate Beckinsale's phallic fascination in her own words (below)!!!
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