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Well isn't this a bit of good news! We're hearing that Howard Stern's penis keeps his wife happy and content! LOLz!

Beth Stern is shockingly candid in interviews, but it makes sense when you think about who she's married to! So when it came time to ask her about the 'rumors' that Howard's little Howard doesn't measure up in the bedroom, she didn't hold back!

Here's what she said:

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It's time for everyone to step their sex game up! LOLz

While we already knew that women are notorious for faking orgasms, we never doubted that men fake 'em too, but now we know exactly why they do it!

In the new book, Why Men Fake It: The Totally Unexpected Truth About Men And Sex by Abraham Morgentaler, the clinical professor of urology reveals that

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Uhhh…. yeah, this is just cray cray!

Since the McDonald's empire is already worth billions, we weren't surprised when we heard that a 58-year-old New Mexico man named Donald Jones was banking in some money sex by buying a prostitute at Mickey D's.

Jones allegedly picked up the hungry prostitute, went through a McDonald's drive-thru, then drove to a nearby park, and after the hooker scarfed down her fast food, she did the NAS-TAY with Donald.

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We don't know if we should be impressed or disgusted by this!

Impressed just because it's a HUGE number, and we had no idea the human body could hold up to the stress of having over a thousand different sexual partners — or disgusted because that's soooooooo many vaginas (and possibly butts and mouths), and who could possibly know where they've all been before Hugh! LOLz!

The nice thing is now, regardless of his active past, Hef says that married life is the breath of fresh air he's always needed!!

Here's what he said:

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Bill Gates is either tired of having to wear condoms, or he's fed up with sleaze-balls using the "it doesn't feel as good" excuse to not have to wear them. Either way, we might be getting a new and technologically advanced condom out of it!

That's right, if you've been sitting on a new sheath for your meat, Bill Gates will pay you $100,000!!

You'd think he could offer more than that… but hey, it's a good start! LOLz!

Latex was a major breakthrough (not literally, hopefully!), but now we're ready for the next step in condom evolution!

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How rare is it to be born without a penis, yet still have a set of working testicles?

20,000,000: 1!

That's CRAZY!

Andrew Wardle, a British security guard, is that ONE. He was born with his bladder outside of his body, which they successfully put back inside with surgery, but he still didn't have a penis. He's about to get one!

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Ron Jeremy has been cleared for sex!!

Finally out of the hospital, Ron had a super scary run-in with a heart aneurysm that left him in bad condition. Well, a few operations and a little rest later, he's been discharged and cleared to do a little of his own discharging! LOLz!

Here's what he said:

"They said to me at the clinic, that if you can walk up two flights of stairs you're able to have sex… so I walked up two flights of stairs and 3 ADDITIONAL stairs."

High five!

Time to go find some ladies, Ron! Ha!

[Image via WENN.]

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