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Pope Blesses Porn Star's Parrot! Bird NOT Attacked!

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Pope Francis blessed an Italian porn star's parrot!!

This is so wonderful!

We love the incredibly specific genre of news involving the pope and birds.

The last story about the pope and birds didn't really go according to plan, but this story is just fabulous across the board!

An Italian porn star, Francesco Lombardi, went to see the Pope and brought along his pet parrot Amore.

The pope was making his way through the crowd when he spotted the bird and actually circled back to

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Jon Hamm Throws His Dog A Meaty Boner On A Walk With His GF! Here's Another Pic Showing Off His Huge Hamm Hock!

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Jon Hamm rocks sweatpants and penis outline while walking his doggy dog!

Jon Hamm might have to change his name to Jon Hot Dog after he was spotted out and about yesterday afternoon.

You know, because his dog looked like he was overheating and panting due to the warm LA weather….

Oh, and also we could clearly see the outline of his penis through his sweatpants. You know, the Hamm hock in his jock.

He was out for a walk with his lovely lover Jennifer Westfeldt and their doggy dog near their home.

It started out innocently enough, with us noticing he was dressed down and comfy, rocking some baggy sweats.

Then we spotted his cellphone clearly outlined in his pocket… was it an iPhone 5 or is that some sort of Android?

While pondering the great cell phone mystery, our eyes just happened to wander upwards and we spotted another outline… is that… is that his penis???

At first we thought he might have accidentally stolen a cucumber from a nearby produce stand until we remembered his passion for going sans underwearz!

It's comfortable for and him, wonderful for us. It's win-winween! LOLz!

Check out some more pics (below) to see the hunky man's hunky hunk of junk!

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]

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American Horror Story's Sarah Paulson Opens Up About Having SEX With SNAKES!

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Sarah Paulson opens up on having sex with snakes! Ew!

American Horror Story's Sarah Paulson is one seriously brave lady!!

She needed real courage to be on AHS in the first place because that show is terrifying!!

But she also had to face her real fear… snakes!!

Worst part? She had to have them crawling all over her while she was filming an intense sex scene!

Sarah told a little bit about what it was all like in an interview with Vulture:

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Super Horny Dog 'Loves' His Patio… Physically

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Ha! Omg that's one funny pup!

This little guy really reallllllly loves his back patio!

His owner spotted him rubbing on the back welcome mat and the dog appeared to be in heaven.

Then, when he makes a comment and the dog sees him, he just turns around, faces the camera, and keeps going!!

This dog is a freak! LOLz!

For a tiny cutie pup, this dog is pretty gross and inappropriate, patios aren't for humping, silly pooch!

Check out the video (above) for a humpy pup doing his thang.

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Amanda Seyfried & Justin Long Walk Each Other's Dogs!

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Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long walk each other's dogs!!

Taking a break from filming her new movie While We're Young, Amanda Seyfried and her beau Justin Long were spotted out and about in NYC just yesterday.

They were out for a stroll on a gray fall day, dressed warmly against the chill. (Side note: Is she wearing the same thing as yesterday?? Eww…)

And… wait… what's this? They're walking each other's dogs??

Why would they do that?! What would drive them to EVER do that??!!

Maybe they're doing some freaky role play sex game where they pretend they're each other!

That'd be weird and possibly painful but also probably tons of fun. LOLz!

Way to take the responsibility and the life of each other's dogs literally into each others' hands.

That's some serious trust and that's what relationships are built on!

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

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Move Aside 50 Shades! Dinosaur Erotica Is Real And It's T-Sexy!

Dinosaur erotic is not only real but well reviewed??

Make room, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele!

T-Rex coming through! And he's bringing his little pal, Velociraptor, too!

In case you're completely over whips, paddles, and Red Rooms of Pain, we have the perfect alternative for you, and it includes DINOSAURS. We'd like to imagine it's just Jurassic Park fan fic involving a lot of interesting sex positions with Jeff Goldblum, but alas, it's actual real erotica involving the extinct creators…

A short erotica story, named Taken By The T-Rex, by co-authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen, have been taking the "monster sex" section of erotica by storm. (And yes, that's a real thing!)

And, in case you're not convinced yet, just look at some of the very positive reviews on Amazon! It's like garden feast for a Brachiosaurus! You know, cuz they're herbivores, and all.

One review even succinctly says the story was "not relatable," however very "accurate":

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San Francisco SPCA Promotes Pet Condoms?! Say Whaaaaaat?

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San Francisco SPCA promotes pet condoms to raise spaying/neutering awareness

Getting your pets spayed/neutered is seriously important, you guys!

Not only does it help to reduce the homeless pet population, it improves your pet's health and even helps to limit aggressiveness!

But not everyone is getting their pets fixed… so the SPCA of San Francisco came up with a creative way to get people's attention:

Pet condoms!

Say whaaaaaat??

That's right! If you check out PetCondoms.org, you can learn all about "[Talking] to Your Pet about Protection," or find out "How to Put On a Pet Condom."

Obviously, it's all a joke. Clicking on any of the links just leads to a pop-up that says:

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