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Move Aside 50 Shades! Dinosaur Erotica Is Real And It's T-Sexy!

Dinosaur erotic is not only real but well reviewed??

Make room, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele!

T-Rex coming through! And he's bringing his little pal, Velociraptor, too!

In case you're completely over whips, paddles, and Red Rooms of Pain, we have the perfect alternative for you, and it includes DINOSAURS. We'd like to imagine it's just Jurassic Park fan fic involving a lot of interesting sex positions with Jeff Goldblum, but alas, it's actual real erotica involving the extinct creators…

A short erotica story, named Taken By The T-Rex, by co-authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen, have been taking the "monster sex" section of erotica by storm. (And yes, that's a real thing!)

And, in case you're not convinced yet, just look at some of the very positive reviews on Amazon! It's like garden feast for a Brachiosaurus! You know, cuz they're herbivores, and all.

One review even succinctly says the story was "not relatable," however very "accurate":

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San Francisco SPCA Promotes Pet Condoms?! Say Whaaaaaat?

Filed under: HealthSexPetsDogCatFunny

San Francisco SPCA promotes pet condoms to raise spaying/neutering awareness

Getting your pets spayed/neutered is seriously important, you guys!

Not only does it help to reduce the homeless pet population, it improves your pet's health and even helps to limit aggressiveness!

But not everyone is getting their pets fixed… so the SPCA of San Francisco came up with a creative way to get people's attention:

Pet condoms!

Say whaaaaaat??

That's right! If you check out PetCondoms.org, you can learn all about "[Talking] to Your Pet about Protection," or find out "How to Put On a Pet Condom."

Obviously, it's all a joke. Clicking on any of the links just leads to a pop-up that says:

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DISGUSTING! Husband And Wife Charged For Filming Dog Porn!

Filed under: Legal MattersBusted!SexDogDisgusting!

Disgusting! Husband and wife charged for filming dog porn!!

A husband and wife in Raeford, North Carolina are being charged with several crimes in relation to bestiality!

The gross 23-year-old couple face charges of bestiality, conspiracy and disseminating obscene materials.

The Raeford Police Chief said:

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Turtle And A Bag Of Garbage Enjoy Some Sexy Time Together!

Filed under: YouTubeSexTurtleFunnyAmazing

Fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a humpy ride!

A horny turtle got its freak on by seducing a bag of garbage, and convincing it to do the nasty.

These two bumped uglies, and the turtle seemed to be really enjoying itself!

Although we must say the garbage bag didn't seem too interested in the turtle all that much.

That didn't deter the turtle - listen to the sounds it makes!

If that doesn't look like happiness - we don't know what does!!!

Check out the winning humping video (above) !!!

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Teacher Busted For Having SEX With Family Dog!!

Filed under: Legal MattersBusted!SexDogDisgusting!

Gross dog sex haver

This is disgusting!!

A Maryland teacher was busted for bestiality after the cops found videotapes of her having sex with her family dog!

Stephanie Mikles, 45, engaged in several sexual acts with her dog over a several week period in August 2008.

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Prude Lady Called The Police Because Her Neighbor's Kittens Were Banging On Her Lawn!

Filed under: SexPetsCatFunnyKitten

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Sex kitten?

More like kitten sex!!!

A woman found her neighbors' kittens performing sexual healing on each other, but the grossed out lady was having none of it!

Instead of walking next door and telling her neighbors that A. their kittens are not inside their house, and B. they're having sex on her front lawn — she called the cops!

Here's what the official police log read:

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Man Hospitalized After Shoving Live Eel Up His Butt!!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueSurgeryCrazzzzy

Butt eel

A man in Southeastern China learned a valuable lesson the hard way…

Don't shove live animals up your butt!!

The man had to admit himself to a hospital after he tried to emulate a crazy porno he saw by sticking a live eel up his booty!

He rammed a 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus and

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