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18 Chinese Police Officers Mistake An Inflatable Sex Doll For Drowning Victim

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Man Barbie down!

Well, this must have been embarrassing for the Shandong Province police department.

18 cops spent almost an hour trying to rescue a sex doll from a river because they thought it was a drowning woman!

A crowd of over 1,000 people watched the entire event and had to cover their children's eyes when the officers finally pulled the inflatable woman from the water.

Although it sounds like some parents were a little offended, it's still better for a child to see a plastic sex toy instead of an actual dead body, don't you think?!

Sure was a waste of time for everyone involved, but at least nobody got hurt (and 1,000 people got some free entertainment).

Hey, we're laughing!

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Charlie Sheen Sex Doll Sells Out The First Day!

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We really, really, really hope that people bought these ironically!

Why? Well, we aren't sure why someone would want to have artificial sex with something called Crackhead Charlie. Maybe that's just us though.

But the sales don't lie, and the MaSheen sex doll has sold out the first day it was put up for sale!

Here's some info on it, because we know you're curious:

“The Crackhead Charlie doll sold out in one day, the same day we released it. We could have sold more dolls if we had more in stock but they are sold out right now.”

“You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”

It doesn't shock us that the recent slew of celebrity porn dolls have blown up (pun intended, everybody), but we still find it a bit bizarre!

We're willing to bet that Charlie is proud of this, though! Seems like something he should have thought up himself!

Okay admit it, were U winning enough to buy a Crackhead Charlie doll??

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Miley Files Lawsuit Over Sex Doll

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Looks like Miley does NOT want people having sex with her likeness. Can you blame her?

According to reports, Miley Cyrus is suing Pipedream Productions for using her likeness with their Finally Mylie! Love Doll.

Mileybird is suing the company for "defamation of character," and she's seeking "an unspecified sum in damages and suspension of the doll's sales."

Here's how the description of the $25 doll reads:

“She’s had years of practice speaking into the mic, and now she’s ready for yours. Just add air and this teen-queen pole-dancing princess comes of age right before your own eyes. Daddy’s little stoner is ready for you to bone her!”

We can def see where this would creep her out A LOT.

Guess we'll see if she's able to get these sex dolls off of shelves. Good luck, Miley!

Do U think Miley's got a solid case here?

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