We never thought we'd say this but…
Joan Rivers and Ray J have made a sex tape!
Okay, so maybe it's not a real video bang—but it's still enough weird footage to scar you for life!
The controversial duo has teamed up with Hollywood Slam to basically make fun of Kim Kardashian's sex tape with Ray by spoofing it in a pretty epic way!
There's really no way to describe this C-list magic, so you're going to have to face your fears and watch the Fashion Police host and rapper attempt to get down!
Ch-ch-check out this pair's questionable bedroom romp…AFTER THE JUMP!!!