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Norwegian Man Finds A Dildo In The Belly Of The Fish He Reeled In! See the OMG Pics HERE!

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If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, he might just catch himself a dildo!

A Norwegian fisherman named Bjørn Frilund was gutting the cod he caught off the coast of Norway when he made a strange discovery. His fish had swallowed a sex toy!

HA!

The dildo-gobbling animal is believed to

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E.T. Sex Toys Are Real! Real Creepy, That Is! Click HERE & Have Your Childhood RUINED!

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We all saw Elliott teach his candy-loving alien buddy how to speak basic English and make phone calls, but apparently we missed the scene where he whips out a Playboy and shows E.T. how to find the clitoris!

Huh, maybe Steven Spielberg must have saved the anatomy lesson for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial's director's cut?

At any rate, E.T. is all grown up and looking to get frisky! No, seriously! Someone is actually crafting and selling handmade E.T. plush dolls that double as vibrators!

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Jennifer Lawrence's Butt Plug Stash Found By Hotel Maid! Find Out What She Did With Them HERE!

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O to the MG!

Jennifer Lawrence is a straight up freak! And somehow we love her even more!

The American Hustle star stopped by to promote her new flick with Conan O'Brien, but she ended up pulling a classic J-Law overshare.

No, you know what? This one was a little more epic. Because it involved sex toys. Jennifer Lawrence's sex toys. LOTS of them.

She shared:

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Jenna Jameson's Old Sex Toys Hitting Auction Block! Get Deets On Her Porn-Used Dildos HERE!

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It would seem Jenna Jameson's vagina has the Midas touch because everything that has ever been inside the porn starlet is practically worth its weight in gold!

Well, not everything. Her ex-husband Jay Grdina likely visited the promise land, but he's apparently still strapped for cash!

In fact, he's desperate enough for money that he's going to sell Jenna's "personal affects" at an auction!

Jay recently stumbled across a storage unit filled with props and sex toys from the porn star's films and now he plans to make a pretty penny selling them off to the biggest pervert highest bidder!

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Kourtney Kardashian Chases Scott Disick Around With A Fake Peen!!

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Leave it to the Kardashians to make dildos look like child’s play, LOLz!!

In case you missed Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian chased Scott Disick around with a strap-on dildo in a modified version of adult tag.

At least that’s what looked like what was going on!

So what led to this rather inneresting occurrence?

Scott D tried to encourage Kourtney K to have anal sex with him, much to her horror. Thankfully, Khloe Kardashian had the brilliant idea of getting Kourtney to ask the same of Scott!

But since Kourt obvi wouldn’t have a real peen to use on Scott's back door, Khloe gave her a fake one to try. Kourtney ended up chasing Scott around the house wearing the strap-on, thus turning Scott’s initial tease of:

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Miley Cyrus Photographed Cruising Down Rodeo With Five Foot Sex Toy?

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Best. X-Mas. Gift. Ever.

Oh, Mileybird! You never cease to ah-maze us!

We don't envy Liam Hemsworth — holiday shopping for the girl who already has everything must be tough!

He blew our minds, though, by blowing up a sex toy and giving it to his fantabulous fiancée for Christmas!

Ok, we're not sure Liam actually purchased the plastic person as a present for Miley Cyrus, but it makes sense!

The Party in the U.S.A. star can bring her to a tea party! Float down a lazy river on her back! Make her a back-up dancer in a music video!

There are 1,001 things to do with a blow-up doll besides stick a boner in it — or so we've read, LOLz — and Miley is figuring that out!

Her caption for the Twitter pic she uploaded (above):

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Tickle Your Cervix In Style With This 24-Karat Gold Vibrator!

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And you thought your diamond vajazzled vajayjay oozed class!!

British lingerie designer Ann Summers finally answered the age-old question, "what do we get for the sexfiend who has everything?"

A 24-Karat gold vibrator, that's what!

Whoa! For realzies?!

We haven't wanted something that slick and classy inside of us since Daniel Craig made his James Bond debut, LOLz!!

Every celebrity should have one of these!!

Maybe if KStew kept one in her purse she wouldn't have been so desperate too cook cucumbers in her cabbage patch on the set of Snow White!!

For just shade over $15 grand, you too can be the Belle of the ball at your next Fifty Shades shindig!

[Image via Ann Summers Pleasure Emporium.]

http://www.annsummers.com/

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