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There's A Shape Of Water Dildo, And It's… Not The Strangest We've Ever Seen…

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The Shape Of Water is a beautiful, unusual love story which has garnered tons of critical acclaim and awards.

So of course there's a sex toy based on it!

Director Guillermo Del Toro spared audiences gratuitous footage of the Amphibian Man's, well, footage, but just the implication inspired the people at XenoCatArtifacts to create a dildo just for the film.

The initial Etsy run already sold out, but io9 confirms another run will be ready soon — just in time for the Oscars!

TBH — this isn't even the weirdest sex toy we've ever seen. Don't believe us??

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This Game Of Thrones Dildo Is Just One Of The Strangest Sex Toys On The Market!

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Yes, there is a Game Of Thrones dildo! And we bet you'll know right where to put it!

The folks at GeekySexToys created a sex toy version of Jon Snow's bastard sword Longclaw — called the "Game of Moans Long Shaft" — and it could be just the present to buy yourself with that Christmas check from your aunt.

Of course, this shaft is hardly the weirdest adult toy on the market. See what else the net has to offer (below)!

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Aliens, Presidents, Rocks! These Are The Strangest Sex Toys On The Market!

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OK, we don't want to judge anyone for what they do in their private time — but we're going to a little bit judge what some people are using to do it!

Because this shit is cray!

We're talking about penises that look like Barack Obama, a dildo collection carved from solid rock, and of course something out of a science fiction film called The Ovipositor. You'll see.

Whether this stuff gets your jaw dropping or your wallet opening, we promise we won't tell! But you have to check out this NSFW collection…

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Watch A Robber Get Chased Out Of A Store By Employees Armed With… Sex Toys?!

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This really brings a whole new meaning to multipurpose sex toys…

On Wednesday night, a masked man walked into Lotions & Lace sex shop in San Bernardino, California, expecting to make some quick cash by scaring the employees.

But the robber apparently wasn't expecting the fierce females to fight back… with dildos being their weapons of choice!

Related: Some Woman Got A Vibrator Stuck In Her Butt… WHOOPS!

When the potential thief began waving around what looked like a gun, a staffer identified as "Amy" told ABC7 that she was certain the weapon was actually fake, saying:

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Woman Visits Factory Filled With THOUSANDS Of Copies Of Her Vagina! Wait, WHAT?!

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Get ready for the most NSFW factory tour of all time!

OK, so before we get started here there's one little thing we have to get out of the way for those who may not be familiar with what a Fleshlight is…

FLESHLIGHT (flesh-light) noun: A sex toy targeted towards men, meant to simulate the feeling of a real woman's vagina. Basically, a portable fake vagina men use to masturbate.

Now that we've gotten that tidbit out of the way, we're sure you have PLENTY of questions! Like, is this a real thing? Or, do people actually use these? And, whose vagina is that based off of?

Well, to answer your questions, yes, yes, and erotic model Eufrat Mai!

[ Related: Side Vag Galore!! All The BEST Labial Looks We've Seen!! ]

That's right! This lovely porn star from the Czech Republic is the owner of the original vagina that started the Fleshlight craze, and last year she got a chance to

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Farrah Abraham Dressed Up As Elsa From Frozen To Sell Her Sex Toys!

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That's getting in the holiday spirit?

Farrah Abraham was recently at the Hustler store in West Hollywood, and she was promoting her own personalized brand of sex toys.

But what really made the whole event extremely bizarre was how the Teen Mom was dressed for the Halloween occasion!

She was Elsa from the movie Frozen.

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Ian Somerhalder & Nikki Reed Prove They Have The Best Sex Life EVER After Purchasing Almost $1,000 Worth Of THESE!

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These two are so in love and, apparently, they have an AH-MAZING sex life too!

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed have been proving just how head-over-heels they are by showing some major PDA, moving in together already, and buying a horse together!

But THIS is the most scandalous move of them all!

The couple paid a visit to the Seduction Love Boutique while in Canada together and dropped almost a THOUSAND dollars on sex toys!

What exactly did they buy?

Well, apparently on the list were

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