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50 Shades Sex Toys = Best Xmas Present Ever?!

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O holy night bum ballz!

Infamous Fifty Shades of Grey author Snowqueens Icedragon E.L. James has decided to expand her successful sexual empire by introducing a collection of silver sex toys inspired by items used in Christian Grey and Anastasia Steel's explicit sexcapades!

James has partnered with erotica website Lovehoney.co.uk to create the decadent, body pleasuring set, and recently expressed:

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Real Housewives Star Selling SeXXX Toys!

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Kandi Burruss wants to help get you off in your living room!

No, srsly, she does!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star has started her own x-rated sexy-sex toy business, that features a new door-to-door sex toy service!

From what we understand, Kandi started this yummy company a little while back. BUT NOW the business is throwing get-off gadget parties!

Yes, now you can invite all your pals over to have the reality star (or someone that works for her) show you how do use all her eXXXciting products! We're getting hot just thinking about it! LOLz!

Here's Kandi's party pitch:

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Kathy Griffin Wants You To Go 50 Shades Of Green And Recycle Your Sex Toys!

Ha!

Since so many people are getting off to E.L. James' blockbuster book series that started with 50 Shades Of Grey, landfills are being overrun with sex toys that are no longer needed in the bedroom.

In honor of VH1's Do Something Awards, Kathy Griffin wants us all to do something about this growing problem.

Check out her very important message (above) in a public service announcement for the 50 Shades of Green program.

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Forget Your Buns, Hot Dog Vendors Have Upgraded To Stuffing Vaginas!

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We're as surprised as you!

Is Xzibit playing Pimp My Hot Dog Cart ?

Nope!!

Trojan — the condom manufacturer — stocked a few hot dog carts in NYC chock full of long phallic objects you are not supposed to swallow!

These aren't the all-beef Kosher wieners your Grandpa used to ram into his mouth on the corner of Broadway and West 45th in between acts of My Fair Lady!

These hot dog shaped devices are designed to

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50 Shades Of Economical, Sex Toy Bliss!

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Love beads, handcuffs, and blindfolds! Oh my!

Thanks to the Twilight-inspired erotic novel, 50 Shades of Grey, business continues to boom for sex toy companies.

While LoveHoney.CO.UK has seen a massive rise in their nipple clamp sales (leaping 400% from March to June), luxury Swedish brand Lelo is set for life thanks to their Kegel Luna Beads.

Their website even offers an amazing educational video on the product — perfect for lady-squeeze beginners. ;) With the pearls and the silk, it kind of makes us wish we were a woman! Ha!

Everyone can be like Anastasia Steele! With all the toys on the market and those hotel packages we talked about, it's such a great era for sex!!

[Image courtesy of LoveHoney.]

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Want Some Hot Sex? Hotels Now Offer Deluxe 50 Shades Of Grey Packages!

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West Coast hotels are ready to make bank off the 50 Shades of Grey craze, ladies and gents!! So get those sex toys washed! Whoo!!!

Take Portland's Heathman Hotel, for example. Just like S&M duo Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele explored very naughty realms, you can too with their Inner Goddess Addition package of Pinot Gris.

Or you can pump it up a bit with the $2,750 Charlie Tango No Limits package: appetizers, white wine, helicopter tour of the city, enough roses to make perfume with, dinner, and limo rides!!

But if you go to Seattle (where most of the story takes place), Hotel Max offers the

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Maggie Gyllenhaal: Vibrators For Everyone! Vibrators For You! And You!

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The star of the upcoming Hysteria film is quite the generous lady!

Before production began on the vibrating movie, Maggie Gyllenhaal sent everyone a delightful little gift.

She explains:

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