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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Spent $40k Building A Private Sex Shack In France?!

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And it smells like fish!

Or at least it used to, before Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent $40k converting the old fisherman's shack on the grounds of their French estate into a private love bungalow!

And, by "love," we of course mean seXXX — so dirty, raunch, nasty, wonderful, and hardcore that it would make Christian Grey blush like an embarrassed school girl who accidentally entered the boys' locker room!

Insiders say their shrine to the horizontal mambo has more toys than a preschool!

Even better? The building is completely soundproof!

Now the Snatch star can play a hot game of Tomb Raider with his wife and turn the volume all the way up!!

The source explained in more detail:

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50 Shades Sex Toys = Best Xmas Present Ever?!

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O holy night bum ballz!

Infamous Fifty Shades of Grey author Snowqueens Icedragon E.L. James has decided to expand her successful sexual empire by introducing a collection of silver sex toys inspired by items used in Christian Grey and Anastasia Steel's explicit sexcapades!

James has partnered with erotica website Lovehoney.co.uk to create the decadent, body pleasuring set, and recently expressed:

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Real Housewives Star Selling SeXXX Toys!

Kandi Burruss sex toysKandi Burruss wants to help get you off in your living room!

No, srsly, she does!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star has started her own x-rated sexy-sex toy business, that features a new door-to-door sex toy service!

From what we understand, Kandi started this yummy company a little while back. BUT NOW the business is throwing get-off gadget parties!

Yes, now you can invite all your pals over to have the reality star (or someone that works for her) show you how do use all her eXXXciting products! We're getting hot just thinking about it! LOLz!

Here's Kandi's party pitch:

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Kathy Griffin Wants You To Go 50 Shades Of Green And Recycle Your Sex Toys!

Ha!

Since so many people are getting off to E.L. James' blockbuster book series that started with 50 Shades Of Grey, landfills are being overrun with sex toys that are no longer needed in the bedroom.

In honor of VH1's Do Something Awards, Kathy Griffin wants us all to do something about this growing problem.

Check out her very important message (above) in a public service announcement for the 50 Shades of Green program.

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Forget Your Buns, Hot Dog Vendors Have Upgraded To Stuffing Vaginas!

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We're as surprised as you!

Is Xzibit playing Pimp My Hot Dog Cart ?

Nope!!

Trojan — the condom manufacturer — stocked a few hot dog carts in NYC chock full of long phallic objects you are not supposed to swallow!

These aren't the all-beef Kosher wieners your Grandpa used to ram into his mouth on the corner of Broadway and West 45th in between acts of My Fair Lady!

These hot dog shaped devices are designed to

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