PSH. Yeah right!!
Jessica Simpson sat down with Oprah to FINALLY talk about how she feels about John Mayer publicly referring to her as "Sexual Nepalm," and she must have been biting her tongue HARD when she responded:
"I'm not angry, I'm not angry. I'm — well, I'm a little bit angry … I'm a little bit angry. Um — well, I don't want people to know how I am in bed. I guess it could have been a lot worse."
It could have been a lot WORSE?
What freaky shiz were you two doing together that he didn't blab about could have made it a lot worse?!
We were hoping Simpleton would UNLOAD on Mayer, but we suppose this will have to do until the show airs tomorrow!
Keep talking, Jessica!! Who knows when you'll get this kind of press again???