But we're so happy she isn't!!
The AH-Mazing songstress just debut her new music video for Shades Of Cool, and it's all sorts of seXXXual!
In the mini movie, we see Lana Banana seducing an old man with blue hair — she gets slippery wet in a white one-piece, sucks on some strawberries, and even sparkles like a firework.
Ch-ch-checkout the video (above) and swoon over Miz Del Rey's classic beauty and etherial vocals!