If you thought the Shake Weight couldn't be topped, obvs you haven't heard of the Ace Power.
This machine is for those who want to ride a horse indoors, but know that it isn't a very good idea.
Now you can safely do it — and look like you're having sex with a robot while doing so!
Watch the home mechanical equestrian system (Air Hump 3000) in action (above)!!
It's a wonderful time we live in, no?
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Now your doggie can get its sweat-on with you!
Ellen DeGeneres introduced the Shake Weight for Dogs on her show and it's got pooches rushing to store shelves across the country!
And like humans, dogs can double fist paw two Shake Weights at once!
Check out Ellen's latest invention (above) now and get one for your canine!
We've bought FOUR of them! LOLz!
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If you thought the Shake Weight or the Free Flexor were sexually suggestive, wait until you try the Tug Toner!
Jimmy Kimmel, creator of Humpilates and the Jim-Miracle diet, is getting into the questionably erotic fitness tool market too!
Check out the HIGHlarious infomercial above for the Tug Toner, which allows you to "work every angle of every muscle to complete exhaustion"!
This would definitely one of the best fake presents you could ever get for somebody!
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Pull up bars, ab wheels, and shake weights don't work for everyone, especially Keenan Cahill, so he tried out Zumba in his newest YouTube video.
Technically, he's not doing much Zumba, as much as there is a slammin' Zumba instructor bumpin' and grinding behind him, but we'll give him a break considering it's his first time! Ha!
Check out Keenan's Zumba-filled rendition of Pitbull's Pause above!
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Well, we could have predicted this would happen! LOL!
Los Angeles’ KTLA news team interviews a trainer who specializes in Shake Weight classes. And things get silly quickly.
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And we thought the first episode was groundbreaking…
Check out the video (above) of episode 2 of Jersey Floor, with an A-MAZING appearance by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.
But once again, the highlight of the show is of course…
Now, if you'll excuse us, we've gotta go get our shake weight on! Ha!
Who's YOUR favorite cast member on Jersey Floor?
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Check out the audio clip (above) to hear T.I.'s wife Tiny deny allegations that she decided to "shake it like a Shake Weight" for the rapper during prison visitation hours.
We're not 100% convinced, but either way, at least she'll know to keep her hands to herself during her next visit
or be even more discreet about it.
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