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The Homewrecker Speaks!

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Seriously??

This is the second married man you've admitted to sleeping with - are you really trying to get the public's sympathy??

Professional homewrecker Rachel Uchitel has released a statement via her lawyer, Gloria Allred regarding her affair with douchey David Boreanaz!

Allred says:

'(Rachel) understood that he was unhappy in his marriage and had been for some time and she had reason to believe that he intended to separate from his wife. He treated her as his girlfriend and also took her out in public. He called her between takes when he was taping his television show and put her on the telephone with his friends and his son. He even stayed with Ms. Uchitel when he came to New York for press tours…Their relationship ended because Ms. Uchitel decided to break it off. She felt that he had not been completely truthful with her and she no longer trusted him.'

Well DUH. He was lying to his wife of 12 years, what makes these idiots think that they'll be treated any differently?

And how effed up would he be if he let her talk to his son? HOrrific!

Thoughts??

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Sluttyienna Converts To Kabbalah?!

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Oh, good! Now you can add fame to your already-in-place 'whore' title!

Sluttyienna Miller, who is once again exchanging STDs with Jude Law, is also apparently the latest psuedo-hipster celebrity to jump on the Kabbalah bandwagon!

Sources claim that Miller has been spotted out and about wearing the trademark red bracelet that symbolizes one is a follower of the Jewish mysticism.

They say:

“Sienna has joined Kabbalah and started wearing the red bracelet. She certainly seems fascinated, and with so many famous devotees, joining won’t do her career any harm either.”

Oh good! Converting religions to get attention from Madonna and Goopy Gwyneth!

Way to go, Slutty! This is even a bigger life fail than getting back together with your douchey, cheating ex-boyfriend!

LOLz!

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Gossip Girl Season Finale Super Post!!

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Oh! This actually makes us even MORE excited than we already were!

Last week, we were shocked to catch a preview for the season finale of Gossip Girl that aired in UK - mainly because it appeared to completely spoil the episode!

However, executive producer Stephanie Savage is claiming that the teaser was cut together out of context to lead its viewers to make false assumptions!

She says:

“I really encourage people who have seen that promo to tune in and watch the whole episode in context. Those were a few moments that were taken out of context to create the most salacious experience possible. And some people who are having a negative reaction to what they’re seeing I think will have a different reaction when they see it in context. Everyone’s making decisions that are reasonable based on the information that they have. This is a story that has been three years in the telling — going back to the pilot. And that’s a story that we’ll keep telling in season 4. So I don’t think it’s coming out of nowhere. And it lands on everybody. It lands on Dan, Blair, Serena, Rufus, Lily, Nate — every single person has a POV about this, and we’re going to see these ripple effects over time. “

Hmm. Very curious!

Let's contemplate all this information for a minute, shall we??

As everyone knows, the UK promo shows that horrible little homewrecker Jenny getting into all sorts of wrong with Chuck. Now Savage is claiming that the story goes all the way back to the pilot and the promo depicts the actual story in a false light…

Does this mean that they are finally going to address the seemingly forgotten pilot incident that involved Chuck, Little J, and some borderline sexual assault??

We hope so!

Here are some other tidbits of info that apparently go down in the finale:

· Threesome
· Departure
· Mini time-jump
· Engagement ring!
· Shooting
· Birth
· Shocking OMG! twist
· A pair of spectacular Jenny smackdowns at the hands of Blair (Leighton Meester never better!)

HOLY SHIZ! All of this, on top of the return of our beloved Georgina Sparks, and minimal mentions of that dumbass Serena?! Have we died and gone to crappy teen drama heaven?

We seriously SERIOUSLY cannot wait!

What do U think?? Any guesses on what's going to happen in the Gossip Girl season finale??

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Sluts McGee Takes Her STDs On The Road!

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Way to go, Sluts McGee!

The disgusting piece of trash is apparently so upset that the world hates her shameless, famewhoring antics that she's decided the best course of action to save her image is to make shameless, famewhoring appearances at nightclubs all over the country.

In case you want to see the walking and talking strain of gonorrhea yourself, she'll be appearing at the Bad Girl's Night Out party at LIV nightclub in Miami next week!

We're sure it's one NOT to be missed!

BARF.

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Slutty And Jude Law's Receding Hairline Are Engaged??

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What barf-inducing wonderful news!

Jude Law and his whore, Sluttyienna Miller, have apparently gotten engaged for a second time!

As we all know, the home wreckers enjoyed the first edition of their beautiful romance and were set to be married way back in 2005, until Jude couldn't keep it in his pants anymore and boned the nanny of his children!

As true love cannot be separated for long, however, the gruesome twosome reconciled at Christmas, and Slutty has been spotted ALREADY wearing her old engagement ring.

But because she's such a clever little sneak, she's trying to throw off the press's scent by wearing it on the wrong hand!

A source says:

"They do not want to make the engagement official which is why Sienna is wearing the ring on the wrong hand. They are keeping it secret, but are very happy and really hope it's going to work out. Jude has been to visit Sienna's parents and her sister Savannah and has worked hard to redeem himself."

Hurrah!

May their collective STDs love continue to flourish!

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Kelly Taylor Can't Even Properly Pretend To Like Brenda Walsh!

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Kelly Taylor, you aren't fooling anyone!

That awful tramp, who in real life is Jennie Garth and probably lovely, took to Twitter to 'lament' Shannen Doherty's devastating early exit from Dancing With The Stars, as if the two are actually friends! HA!

She tweets:

Just back from vacation with our family. Had a great time. Just found out my friend Shannon got eliminated from DWTS …BOO!!!

EXCUSE US? Shannon?

You two only ripped each other's hair out starred together on 90210 for HOW many years and you can't even spell her name correctly?

Whatevs.

Watch your back, Kelly. A beat down of Brenda Walsh-epic proportions is coming your way when girlfriend gets wind of this bull shiz!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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