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Snow White Is Evil Queen At Box Office

Sam Clafin Kristen Stewart Snow White Opening Numbers

White is the new Black, apparently.

Universal is only banking on a relatively modest $30 million opening weekend for Snow White and the Hunstman, but it will be more than enough to knock Will Smith’s Men in Black III off the top of the leaderboard.

Some insiders are anticipating SWatH will actually rake in upwards of $40 mil, but they say the key factor is whether the male demographic will pay good money to watch a big screen adaptation of a fairy tale.

Uhhhh, hello???

KStew?? Charlize Theron??

Most guys would pay fifteen bucks to watch them star in a ShamWow! infomercial, LOLz!!

And for those other guys…. we suspect they won’t mind watching Chris Hemsworth and Sam Clafin run around getting all sweaty!!

We expect Snow White to do well at the box office — even if

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Shamwow Guy Returns From Prostitute Punching To Sell New Item!!!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

This might be the most X-rated Infomercial in the history of infomercials.

Vince Offer aka Prostitute-Face-Punching Vince Offer is back plugging a new toy of his.

The Schticky: a lint roller.

In the infomercial, there is TONS of innuendo, sexual and otherwise. The spokesman even pokes fun

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ShamWTF?!? Former Assistant To ShamWow Guy Claims He Wanted Her As His Love Slave!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooLegal Matters

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Shame on you, ShamWow Guy!

Vince Schlomi, the ShamWow spokesman, is being sued by his former personal assistant Jennifer Kosinski, who claims that he wanted her to be his "love slave."

Kosinski is suing Schlomi for civil battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress, and she is seeking unpaid wages.

She alleges that he tried to buy her "eggs" for 20K, and that he also tried to pay her for sex to sleep beside him in bed.

Kosinski ALSO claims that Schlomi did the following:

-Stalked her ex-bf

-spied on her with binoculars while she was on a beach in Florida

-Tried to stop her from visiting a cancer-stricken relative

ShamEW!

Do U think these allegations against the ShamWow guy are all true? Was he looking for a "love slave?"

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ShamWOW Presents The Lowest Part Of Lindsay Lohan's Career!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanFilm Flickers

Oh man! This is so sad, you guys. We barely know what to say!

Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan worked along side such great minds as Tina Fey, Jane Fonda and Chris Pine.

Now, she's preparing for a lucrative career selling crap to the masses and she has hooked up with the ShamWow guy to do it.

Check out the trailer for the DUMBEST movie we think will ever be written, Underground Comedy, starring LiLo as Lilo. (above)

We can't watch it again! We got to go! Poor Lindsay!

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Eminem Resorts To Infomercials To Hock His New Disc!

Filed under: Eminem

Actually, it's kind of HIGHlarious!

Who better to promote Eminem's new album, Recovery, than an ex-infomercial host whose legacy includes punching out a prostitute and inventing a magic towel???

Check out this new ad for Em's disc featuring Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow guy! (above)

Thoughts?

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