At 4 a.m. in Zimbabwe, a man was caught having sex with a donkey tied to a tree.
Wow. That's disgusting.
At his trial, the man said to the judge:
"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.
I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey."
Ummm… okay then.
He then also claimed that not only was the prostitute now a donkey, he believes he must also be a donkey, saying:
"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey."
The man was charged with bestiality for the sex acts with the donkey (gross) and then ordered to be examined by two court psychologists (probably because he's freakin' crazy!)
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