We pretty much already figured out all of this shiz for ourselves, but sometimes it's good to have clarification!
The less-crazy Pratt explained that everything going down between her and Kristin is just for the show:
You know, that really wasn’t Kristin. She was told to say it. To tell a story on the show, for someone to take the blame, that’s kind of what we signed up for. We’d be filming a scene and she’d be like, “I’m sorry.” And I’d say, “Whatever, let’s just do this scene and go get coffee.” I was never mad at Kristin. I knew all along what was happening. We really did want to tell that story because it was out in the tabloid press and we’d promised to make this the most real season ever. It’s okay. Worse things have happened.
To the surprise of no one, she also clarified that Spencer and Heidi really are that desperate for press, and none of their crazy is staged - at least, by the producers of The Hills:
Anything that involves my brother and I, or Holly and Heidi Montag’s relationship, is real. I haven’t talked to my brother since late September, nor have I seen him. He’s completely cut me out of his life. But he’s my big brother and I love him. I feel like we have the same dynamic as any brother and sister. We get along, we fight, we don’t talk — it’s just crazier because we’re on TV. So it’s more dramatic. I think this show has given her this role as a victim and she really doesn’t know what other role to play. They are in this together. Everything that one of them is doing, the other one knows about. They are always on the same page. They work together and think together.
We have a hard time believing that either of them do much working, or for that matter, thinking, but we get where she is going with it!
Ugh! It makes us sad to admit that Spencer's so out of control that we prefer the She-Pratt to him!
What a world!
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