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Charlie Gets Support From Mel Gibson & Sean Penn, And More Sheenisms

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Congratulations, Charlie! Looks like you've got the support of Mel Gibson and Sean Penn. Then again, you told us you had an upcoming show on HBO called Sheen's Corner coming out, so we need to take it all with a grain of salt.

Here's what Charlie had to say about Gibson, who called him with "comforting words":

“He’s a stone cold dude."

Ha! And here's what he had to say about Penn:

"Sean Penn was over [at my house] the other night and we had a few laughs."

Good for U, Charlie! We're glad to hear you're surrounding yourself with positive influences people.

And just for fun, here are some more recent Sheenisms:

“I’m super-bitchin’ [and] I don’t believe myself to be an addict.”

"[The drug I'm on is] called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

"I'm underpaid right now. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitchin', a total … rock star from Mars."

Thanks for that, Charlie. We can only imagine the wonderful things that were said during your talks with Mel and Sean.

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Charlie DEMANDS The Rest Of His Two And A Half Men Money For Canceled Episodes

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CBS, Warner Bros, and Chuck Lorre are already in the hole with delusional Charlie Sheen for over $320 million, so maybe they should just pay him this as well!

Earlier today, we learned that Charlie is planning on suing CBS, WB, and Lorre for $320 million for "mental anguish."

Now, Charlie has had lawyer Marty Singer send WB and CBS a letter demanding that Sheen be compensated approximately $16 million for this season's eight canceled episodes of Two and a Half Men.

Apparently, Charlie may ALSO have Singer send the same letter to Two and a Half Men's Chuck Lorre.

Wonder who else Charlie Sheen can sue for unrealistic amounts of money…

How about HBO for providing him with "mental anguish" after claiming that Sheen's Corner isn't happening??? He could probably squeeze a solid $145 million from them!

Do U think Charlie should be compensated for this season's canceled Two and a Half Men episodes?

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Charlie Sheen Banned From Warner Brothers Lot!

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We wonder if he actually stayed true to his word and tried to show up this morning!

Despite production of Two and a Half Men being shut down, with the possibility for good, Charlie Sheen maintained last week that he would still come in for work today, but it seems as though network execs are laying down the law, because security has been put on alert that the batshit crazy 'unpredictable' actor is banned from the Warner Brothers lot!

A source explains:

"The top people in the studio's security department were all called together Friday night, and the word was passed to all the guards: Charlie Sheen is officially banned. If he and his driver show up on Monday — as Charlie has said he would — they are to be turned away. Charlie is not allowed on the lot under any circumstances. Everyone was told not to even let him in far enough that he could make a U-turn and leave. If he approaches the gate, he'll have to back up to leave, no matter how many cars we may have to move behind him. It's that serious."

And, as to be expected, Sheen did not take too kindly to this news, and responded pretty much exactly how we thought he would!

He claimed:

"Wow, that's kind of strange given [Warner Bros. Television President] Peter Roth always said it was my show that kept the lights on. Doesn't matter too much because after Wednesday they'll have to rename Warner Bros. as Charlie's Bros. I will fire those clowns and bring in my own team."

Oh, good! This way Sheen's Corner will have a place to be filmed, seeing as HBO apparently has no clue when they greenlit the new show!

LOLz! This all just needs to end.

Time to accept that you screwed the pooch and just move on!

Thoughts??

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Charlie Sheen NOT Getting His Own HBO Show, Says HBO

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Earlier today, we learned that Charlie Sheen had "plans" to move to HBO, in a brand new half-hour comedy called Sheen's Corner!

Here's a message he sent about it from his Bahamas vacation:

“I’m close to securing a deal with HBO for a 10 show guarantee. It will be epic, all types of guests and we will focus on the truth and the absurd!”

When asked about it, a rep from HBO said the following:

"[There is] no truth to this."

The real question now is whether or not Charlie actually believed he had an HBO deal in the works. Was he completely delusional? Or was this some sort of bizarre, misguided attempt at humor?

What do U think?

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