Last week, Charlie Sheen made it VERY clear that he was pissed at Chuck Lorre for continuing Two and Half Men without him.
Looks like Charlie's decided to move on though, because while in Washington for the final stop on his tour, Sheen announced that he has plans to star in a new "epic" TV show for a CBS-competitor network.
We won't judge TOO harshly until we get more details, but we seem to remember Charlie displaying a similar level of enthusiasm for Sheen's Korner, and we all know how that turned out.
Do U think Charlie's new show will be epic? Do U think he actually has a new show coming out?
Here's what he had to say to Sheen about directing a porn parody entitled Two and a Half Women in a letter:
“We think it would be great if you would come in and direct the movie. You pick the scenarios, positions, etc. The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage.”
"Based on all the publicity you have been getting, I am sure the sales will be outrageous.”
"In any event, the set is yours…The whole world will be watching."
Hirsch also mentioned that Charlie is welcome to get his Goddesses involved with the production, if he likes.
Is it just us, or does this sound like a dream project for Sheen???
Charlie's #1 focus should be seeking help right now…buuuuut if he's not going to do that, then yeah…we say go for it!
Plus, who could say NO to a porn movie with such a clever title as Two and a Half Women??? LOLz.
Would U "watch" a porn movie directed by Charlie Sheen?
As you were probably out living a normal terrestrial existence yesterday evening, you probably missed the latest episode of Sheen's Korner, featuring the self-proclaimed "Malibu messiah…the f—ing warlock of your jealous face," himself - Charlie Sheen.
Yeah, we're getting pretty sick of all this shiz too, but yesterday's rant was particularly biting as he took specific aim at all those who have crossed him in the last week, especial Chuck Lorre.
In case you don't have the time or the mental energy to waste watching the video (above), allow us to give you some of the HIGHlight sounds bites. Be forewarned - some of them aren't coherent. (Then again, would you expect anything else?!)
From the winning mind of Charlie Sheen:
“Here is my unwanted guest list, their names slightly altered to keep their stench from polluting my magic daiquiri"
[On Chuck Lorre's attempt to revive Men] “Good luck with those tin cans, s— brain, in the mush mouth of some pathetic carcass you so arrogantly attempted to trade out for this warlock.”
[To Lorre] “Can you smell your mother’s tears, from some distant memory as she scattered her pathetic creation, asking all around her why this feeble abortion survived?”
“If sad and stupid had a foul odor attached to it, it would be you….F— Bore-e”
What makes this video the most disturbing of them all is just how cool and collected he seems to be.
Yesterday, Charlie Sheen streamed his crazy again for all of Team Sheen to gawk at and admire. Here are some things we learned in the first five minutes:
Phones were built by trolls.
There are more than 6,000 hours in a day.
Charlie responds well to "buttal" kissing. (Good for all of you to keep in mind if you are applying to be his new "intern."
Check out the video (above) to see more of this latest episode of Sheen's Korner. (above)
Oh, we should also share this gem Charlie dished out during his conversation:
"If you own the home in which you own the trashcan, you should never have to empty it ever, ever, ever again."
Yeah, we don't think so either. You know what we really think? This guy needs some serious, serious help. Just look at him! He's like a glimmer of his former self. Pale and sickly and just BLECK!
Hey, Bob, or whoever the hell you are on the other end of that phone - how's about you stop encouraging his live streams and recommend a vacation. You know, the kind where they PROMISE you'll leave a better man????
Here's what HDNet's Mark Cuban had to say about it:
“It could be a talk show or a reality show. We're trying to decide. Right now, we're taping a lot of different things that he's doing and we'll try to figure it out. It's still not 100 percent certain."
"We'll do something together, but it's not certain it will be a show. It'll come down to what he wants do and what his situation is. We'll just figure it out from there, but it's a unique opportunity, I'll say that."
"You've got somebody that everybody has a whole lot of interest in who's doing some interesting things, to say the least, and we always look for interesting programming by featuring interesting people doing interesting things. I reached out and we've had some conversations, and we're going to work on doing some things."
As long as it's not another Sheen's Korner, we're sure the show will be a hit.
…Then again, who are we kidding? Even if it IS another Sheen's Korner, it'll probably be a hit anyway.
We have no idea what we just watched, but all we know is that it puts us on the verge of either laughing or crying.
Check out the latest episode of Sheen's Korner: A Violent Torpedo of Truth (above), the latest 'who the hell knows what's happening?' UStream from whatever's left of Charlie Sheen's coke-haze that seems to be resurfacing full-force from the '80s as of late.
Please be warned. Some of these quotables make last week's sound lucid. And thought-provoking.
Mother's Day is only a couple of days away and it looks like Ashton Kutcher and Dax Shepard are making sure their wives feel FULLY appreciated!
That's because the Punk'd alums stopped by Ellen DeGeneres' talk show for Friday's episode to surprise Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell -- who were on the show to help promote their upcoming flick Bad Moms.
Of course Ellen didn't stop there since she had the hot couples on the show, she decided to have them play "Never Have We Ever" and answer questions about shaving each other, wearing handcuffs, and whether or not they've hooked up on set!
Ch-ch-check out the AH-Mazing surprise and the HIGHlarious game (below) and make sure you at least call your mom on Sunday!