At the end of the day, her psychotic ramblings sound similar to that of a cracked out hooker stumbling the streets of downtown El Lay, so we're not surprised that she almost became one!!
As we're sure everyone's noticed by now, M.I.A. is making all kinds of mischief these days by spouting off conspiracy theories, tweeting journalist's phone numbers, and basically saying crazy shiz wherever she goes!
The latest gem comes from Nylon magazine, where the Sri Lankan rapper talks about the unusual tactics she employed to gain admittance to the prestigious St. Martin's college in London!
"I said, 'If you don't (accept me), you're going to change my life completely, because I'm going to go outside and get on the bus, and I'll be a crackhead prostitute and go to jail. And three years from now, I'll come out of jail and make the best film.'"
Or…you would have just stayed a crackhead prostitute serving jail time!!
And then no one would have to listen to your rants!
We know, it truly is an unjust world! So sad!
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