Ahhh, modern romance! Is there nothing more beautiful?
Wait, Kristin Cavallari was asked to marry Jay Cutler… by TEXT MESSAGE? That's a little too modern for us, LOLz!
Hold up! You're going too fast! There's more?? You're saying the ring was then MAILED to her??
We don't really have any words for a move like that — ha! — so here are Kristin's: