After years of sit-ups and crunches and rubbing themselves down with oil to stay looking super seXXXy, it has all come down to this - the FINAL round of the Shirtless Celebrity Showdown!
Two men enter. One man leaves.
Left: JoeMan barely squeaked by Chris Evans in the last round of the tournament, but sometimes it's not the size of the victory that counts, it's how willing you are to dip it in honey and smack us in the face with it.
Right: We'll be honest, we didn't expect Ian to make it this far, but clearly the blood-sucking beauty's super loyal fan base cannot be stopped. Are they strong enough to take on a wickedly hot werewolf, though?
Ugh. We don't know!!
This is just like the ending to Twilight, except we don't have to worry about anyone creepily imprinting on an underage girl!
Ready to crown the hottest half-nekked man in the history of the world?!?!?!
Cast your vote…AFTER THE JUMP!!!