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TMI, Kendra Wilkinson! The Playboy Alum Just Shared The Sh*ttiest Story!

Hear the sh*t saga HERE!

We know Kendra Wilkinson isn't one to hold anything back, but we never really expected this!

On Tuesday, the blonde beauty took to Twitter to share what most people might consider to be too much information about her, um, bowels.

Related: Looks Like Kendra's Marriage Isn't In The Sh*tter!

The 30-year-old shared on social media that she was in desperate need of a bathroom because, apparently, she REALLY had to poop.

She wrote:

That's certainly a crappy complication, girl, but maybe keep it to yourself? Otherwise it's kind of awkward.

However, the turd talk was FAR from over. The Playboy alum got pretty graphic while she was describing her poop problem, adding:

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Wanna Watch Bill Gates Drink Sh*t Water? Poop Is Boiled, The Steam Turns Into Water And Bill Gates Totally Drinks It

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When you've got billions of dollars, life must seem almost boring at times.

What does the man who can afford to do anything do in his spare time?

He drinks poop water!

[ Related: Footballer Poops His Pants Mid-Game! ]

You heard us, Bill Gates drank a glass of water that was basically boiled out of poop.

The water came from the Omniprocessor, which is described as:

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Grown Man Must Admit He Still Eats Lunchables After Finding Mouse Sh*t All Over His Cheese! Watch His Video Rant HERE!

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We don’t know who should be more embarrassed:

Kraft, the parent company that makes Lunchables, for evidently allowing a mouse to POOP in their food product!

Or… the grown man who admitted to the internet that he eats Lunchables!

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Massachusetts Police Want People To Stop POOPING Off Of Overpasses & Onto Passing Trains!

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Imagine this: you’re on the train, riding the rails through Massachusetts when all of a sudden you’re like, “Is it raining sh*t outside?”

The reason being because a giant turd just landed smack dab on your window!

According to police in Uxbridge, MA, this sh*tty scenario is actually happening in the New England state! So much so that law enforcement officials are now warning the crapping criminals to knock it off!

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Rob Lowe Tells Oprah That Justin Bieber's Darkest Secret Is That Most Of His Fans Don't "Give A Sh*t" About His Music! It's Your Move Now, Beliebers!

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When we think of the potential darkest secret of Justin Bieber, we think of a night involving a strip club, a couple of prostitutes, seven pee buckets, and at least nine empty cartons of eggs.

Talking with Oprah on her Oprah Prime show, Rob Lowe dished on how Bizzle's darkest secret is actually that most of his legions of Beliebers don't care about his music:

"He makes really good music, he does, but I think he knows the dark secret, and the dark secret is 80 percent of his audience doesn't give a sh*t about the music. And he knows it. It bums him out. They care about lemming-think, and their girlfriends and who's ooh-ing and aah-ing and screaming. It has nothing to do with what he's doing as an artist. He is the guy who is standing in front at a moment that they're going through a developmental thing. It's natural, it's all great, but if it wasn't him, it would be somebody else, like it was me."

Talk about a Lowe blow to Beliebers! Well, at least 80% of them.

Oh baby baby baby, that's a pretty bold accusation to make against Justin's zealous followers! We'll see how they take this news!

Ch-ch-check out the interview for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Chrissy Teigen Had A Crappy Night At The Oscars & She Live-Tweeted Every Sh*tty Moment!

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Chrissy Teigen was at the 2014 Oscars with her hubby John Legend and had some of the best seats in the house!

But apparently all of the glitz and glamour was a bit too boring for her so she decided to take to Twitter for some surprisingly potty-mouthed humor!


It all started when she wrote:

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Mariah Carey Drops The S-Bomb & Has A Wardrobe Malfunction On Good Morning America! Watch HERE!

Early mornings don’t come easy for this music legend. Not at all.

Mariah Carey took to the Good Morning America stage in Central Park for some press work and a performance of her latest collab with Miguel, but things just didn’t go well. The singer started off by dropping the s-bomb, then had her dress went “pop,” i.e. malfunction, on live TV!!

Oh what a #Beautiful morning! LOLz!

Speaking of which, her#Beautiful performance sounded a bit…off. Right?

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious video (above) and experience the weirdness for yourself.

You know what? We're just going to go ahead and blame Donatella for everything. The dress, the s-bomb, the mic issues — everything. She can take it. Ha!

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