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Rob Lowe Tells Oprah That Justin Bieber's Darkest Secret Is That Most Of His Fans Don't "Give A Sh*t" About His Music! It's Your Move Now, Beliebers!

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When we think of the potential darkest secret of Justin Bieber, we think of a night involving a strip club, a couple of prostitutes, seven pee buckets, and at least nine empty cartons of eggs.

Talking with Oprah on her Oprah Prime show, Rob Lowe dished on how Bizzle's darkest secret is actually that most of his legions of Beliebers don't care about his music:

"He makes really good music, he does, but I think he knows the dark secret, and the dark secret is 80 percent of his audience doesn't give a sh*t about the music. And he knows it. It bums him out. They care about lemming-think, and their girlfriends and who's ooh-ing and aah-ing and screaming. It has nothing to do with what he's doing as an artist. He is the guy who is standing in front at a moment that they're going through a developmental thing. It's natural, it's all great, but if it wasn't him, it would be somebody else, like it was me."

Talk about a Lowe blow to Beliebers! Well, at least 80% of them.

Oh baby baby baby, that's a pretty bold accusation to make against Justin's zealous followers! We'll see how they take this news!

Ch-ch-check out the interview for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Chrissy Teigen Had A Crappy Night At The Oscars & She Live-Tweeted Every Sh*tty Moment!

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Chrissy Teigen was at the 2014 Oscars with her hubby John Legend and had some of the best seats in the house!

But apparently all of the glitz and glamour was a bit too boring for her so she decided to take to Twitter for some surprisingly potty-mouthed humor!

Classy!

It all started when she wrote:

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Mariah Carey Drops The S-Bomb & Has A Wardrobe Malfunction On Good Morning America! Watch HERE!

Early mornings don’t come easy for this music legend. Not at all.

Mariah Carey took to the Good Morning America stage in Central Park for some press work and a performance of her latest collab with Miguel, but things just didn’t go well. The singer started off by dropping the s-bomb, then had her dress went “pop,” i.e. malfunction, on live TV!!

Oh what a #Beautiful morning! LOLz!

Speaking of which, her#Beautiful performance sounded a bit…off. Right?

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious video (above) and experience the weirdness for yourself.

You know what? We're just going to go ahead and blame Donatella for everything. The dress, the s-bomb, the mic issues — everything. She can take it. Ha!

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Fecal Transplants Gaining Popularity! Still Gross!

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Yes, fecal transplants are real and yes, they do cure people.

We previously mentioned that a woman's life was saved by a fecal transplant!

She had too much of the deadly bacteria C. difficile in her system after antibiotics she was taking killed off all the good bacteria.

What happens is, there is good bacteria in your gut that keeps the bad stuff at bay.

So when your gut gets all out of whack, sometimes it only takes a simple fecal enema to clear it up!

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Matt Damon Talks Sh*t For World Toilet Day

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In preparation for World Toilet Day this coming Saturday (November 19th), Matt Damon is encouraging you to talk sh*t!

In his PSA for ToiletDay.org — an organization dedicated to providing proper sanitation in developing countries — the actor points out that more people in the world have cell phones than toilets.

In an effort to cut the crap, raise a stink, and put any other poop pun into action, the organization is

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Smell Like Crap — Literally

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You know the saying "don't act like your shit don't stank"?

Well Jammie Nicholas is proud to say his does and he's bottling it up and charging $80!!!

Really.

Apparently his stinky idea came about when he was reading The History Of Shit by Dominique Laporte.

The French author suggested "pleasant smells were used to cover bad smells, so it could be suggested that a bad smell could be used to cover pleasant smells."

Jammie told Vice it took about a week to extract the "essential oils" from the “various raw materials” and used pipes and containers to create "jars of eau de shit".

The perfume is actually called Surplus and he's actually sold 25 of the 85 made.

Wow.

We have no words.

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New Look For The Killer In Scream 4??

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It doesn't matter how cool these look now, because they're probably going to change the costumes in the shiteous new rewrite and eff everything up more!

A few costumes have been floating around the nets for a while of the infamous Ghostface from the Scream franchise that, if actually used in the fourth installment, give the killer TWO completely new looks!

The designs have been released onto costume sites, and even director Wes Craven himself tweeted an image of the new masks, one of which is reminsicent of the dirty, decaying Michael Myers look from Rob Zombie's Halloween, and the other a scarecrow-ish, burlap look that we actually sort of like!

But, as we all know, the production of Scream 4 has essentially gone to shit now that Kevin Williamson is off the project, so chances are that these will get replaced with something dumb and not scary, too!

What do U think?? Do U like the potentially new look for Ghostface??

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