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Ballsy Pilot Draws Magnificent, Graceful Penis With His Plane!

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What's the point of being a pilot if you can't skywrite giant penis shaped clouds in the sky??

One genius pilot figured out a solution… he'd use Flightradar24, an online flight tracking service.

All he had to do was fly his plane along a very VERY specific course, and let the website's GPS mapping do the rest.

So he used his plane to draw a huge D*CK over Florida, between Orlando and Tampa.

For millennia, humans dreamed about

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Ultimate Fighter Broke His PENIS!!!

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Mixed martial artist Ray Elbe, who was a contestant on Ultimate Fighter, was rushed to the hospital after breaking…

HIS PENIS!!!

No, we're not making this up or exaggerating. And no, he wasn't trying to use it as a weapon during an MMA fight!

Ray broke his penis during sex with girlfriend.

She was apparently riding him really hard on top, bounced too high, and smashed his ding dong in half!!

Here's the graphic part:

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