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Love & Hip Hop Stars Mimi Faust & Nikko Smith's Sex Tape Leads To Shortage Of Shower Rods! Get 'Em While They're Hot!

Filed under: SkinSexReality TV

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When America saw Mimi Faust and Nikko Smith's sex tape they all had one thought: where can I get a shower rod with that same Herculean strength?!

According to questioned employees, major retailers like Home Depot, Lowe's, Target, and Walmart have been struggling to keep up with demand for super strong shower rods!

Ha! The ultimate irony is that this sex tape actually led to a shortage of hard rods!

People really want to get their Mimi-inspired sexcrobatics on! We hope this alleged shortage doesn't lead to a national crisis.

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Bacon Shortage An Overstatement Though Prices May Rise

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Okay, so we may have slightly overreacted when we said the world would run really low on bacon soon.

There really won't be a huge shortage with people lined up outside supermarkets just for a chance to get some bacon or anything like that.

A farm bureau economist said:

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There's Not Enough Room At The Inn Golden Globes!

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This is actually very interesting. Very telling of the times and where TV/Movies are headed.

It seems that the producers of The Golden Globes encountered a slight issue when trying to tackle the seating chart of the event:

Too many stars!

This year, ensembles were BIG! From Bridesmaids to Boardwalk Empire, almost every nominated TV show and movie has a laundry list of stars that the studios want to see at the big night — but there's just not enough room to fit them all! We're told that earlier in the season, upon releasing the nominations, many projects were told that their cast list would have to capped for the lack of space.

As one insider source explains:

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