Wow, this story is royally messed up. Looks like there are 51 ways to leave your lover, Paul Simon!
A woman, Sadie Bell, who was convicted of shooting her lover, Edward Lee, in the stomach over his poor sexual performance is being released from jail after making bail.
(CUE: Ominous music.)
She's been sentenced to 4 years in prison (really? Only 4 years?) and was released pending an appeal.
Speaking of bodily release, her main complaint of her lover that led to him being shot?
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