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Red Lobster Is For Sale! You Can Have Truly Never-Ending Shrimp For Just $2 BILLION!

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The company that owns Red Lobster restaurants is setting their seafood chain free!

Darden Inc. is selling off all of their Red Lobster locations for a STEEP price of $2,000,000,000!

Did you count all the zeroes? That’s 2 BILLION!

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Pizza Hut China Is Run By Evil Villains: Hot Dog, Mayonnaise, Shrimp Tempura, Squid, Fish Cake… Pizza

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueFoodScary!

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We're not sure who gave the green light on this monstrosity, but it exists!

That's right, Pizza Hut China is responsible for the pizza you see above, which has hot dogs, wasabi mayo, shrimp tempura, squid, and fish cakes. Oh, and pineapple.

Does any of that sound good to you? Separately, yeah!

Maybe the hotdogs on the end, pizza-wise, but everything in the center sounds like a nightmare together! Ha!

Well, you're right — it's disgusting! Read this hilarious review of it:

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What Do You Have In Your Pants, Sir?

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Sir. Is that a lobster in your pants or are you just happy to see us?

Wait — it's a LIVE lobster? And shrimp? And a pork loin?

We don't even:

A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters.

Police Chief Wayne Payne says 35-year-old Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into his cargo shorts – two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters.

Payne says Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the pork loin at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while running away. He was arrested at the scene.

We don't like harm coming to animals, but perhaps throwing the live lobsters instead could have helped with the getaway!

LOLz!

Gross! Glad he got caught!

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Ke$ha Reveals How She REALLY Smells

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Ugh. We assumed she smelled RANK but this is worse than we could have ever imagined!

The swamp thing otherwise known as Ke$ha will be terrorizing Ryan Phillippe and the cast of Saturday Night Live this weekend when she 'performs' on the sketch comedy show, but she will not be pleased unless she slithers her way into one of the skits!

BARF!

Worse yet, she's even got her own ideas for her first intentional comedic debut:

"I have some ideas. I don't know … it hasn't been confirmed or denied yet if I'll appear in a sketch, so I can't say for sure. But I would love to do something funny. But one idea was someone recently told me I smell like shrimp in a diaper, so I thought I could do a perfume skit about me with my eau de perfume being a shrimp in a diaper. It's very sensual."

Thanks, Ke$ha.

You have once again traumatized us beyond repair!

It must be hard to smell worse than you look, but somehow you manage!

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