Well, this is a new one.
Jared Hyams, an Australian man looking for a new identification after a change of address, decided to have a little fun with the signature on his ID card — and now it's completely backfiring on him!
The 33-year-old man jokingly signed his ID in the shape of a penis, not expecting the Australian Electoral Commission to care very much about it one way or the other… and boy was he wrong!
Now, the man has been battling both state and federal governments down under for the last five years (!!!) to prove the signature is legitimate.
Hyams told reporters: