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Vinny Guadagnino & Simon Rex Get COCKy In Benefit's Mascara Ad! Watch It HERE!

All hail the Queen Peen!!!

Benefit Cosmetics' latest mascara ad does just that in the mildly inappropriate video (above).

What exactly does mascara have to do with the male package? We’re not sure, but since Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino and Simon Rex are showing off their junk, we really can't complain. LOLz!

Check out the bulge-tastic advert for yourself NOW!

Penny for your thoughst???

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Listen To This: Sucking Peen While High On Molly!

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The lyrics to We Are Llamas will make you LOL - literally!

Andy Milonakis, Simon Rex and some other dude are Three Loco - and we love them!!!

And on this song they have featured our lover Diplo!

It's silly and super FUN!!!

Check out We Are Llamas above!

Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Three Loco!

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EXCLUSIVE! Simon Rex Shows Off His Dirt Nasty, Free-Style Rapping Skillz!

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Talk about a TREAT!

Yesterday, we were delighted to show you all PerezHilton.com's EXCLUSIVE interview with Simon Rex, who stars in the just-released Scary Movie 5 and spilled all sorts of fun details on Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashley Tisdale!

However, you may have noticed that he brought up his rapping alter-ego, Dirt Nasty, who performs under the Three Loco moniker with Andy Milonakis and Riff Raff!

Well, obviously, we couldn't have such a sexy man of many talents taking or questions without convincing him to show off some of his very own, very colorful freestyle skills, and we're happy to report that the actor obliged us!

The result, folks, is nothing short of a work of art…and that's all you're going to get out of us!

See what we mean for yourself (above)!

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EXCLUSIVE! Simon Rex Talks Scary Movie 5, Lindsay Lohan, And His Rapping Skills!

Would you just look at those eyes?? CAPTIVATING!

Simon Rex recently stopped by PerezHilton.com to chat about his upcoming film Scary Movie 5! And boy, do we have the deets for you!

Ch-ch-check out the EXCLUSIVE video (above) and hear him dish on his new role, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, and his musical skillzzz.

And his musical aspirations… which are a bit bizarre to say the least.

For a quick glimpse, read some interview snippets…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Listen To This: Four Loco Minus One!

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It may have started off as a joke, but Three Loco have ended up making some seriously good music!!!!

Simon Rex (aka Dirt Nasty), Andy Milonakis and Riff Raff have created a new hip hop trio that reminds us of some old school Beastie Boys. Silly and FUN!

They should open for Kesha on tour!!!

Check out the super wicked Not Coming Home Tonight (above)!

Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Three Loco!

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Listen To This: Shout Out To LiLo!

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On paper this sounds like a hot mess! But the finished product is just the hotness!!!

Andy Milonakis, Simon Rex as his alter ego Dirt Nasty and RiFF RAFF have joined forces to form a new rap trio named Three Loco. AND they just released an EP on Diplo's label!

It's stupid on purpose and just stoopidly awesome!

"Fuck cocaine, my cock's like a kilo! You momma suck my dick, tell her keep it on the DL," raps Milonakis on Neato. And we love it!

See, we don't just like female rappers spitting rhyme about their pussy! We equally love cock rap too!

Check out the delightful Neato by Three Loco (above)!

Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Three Loco!

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Dirt Nasty Shows Off His Abs In Miami

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Rapper and failed underwear model Simon Rex aka Dirt Nasty was shirtless in Miami on Tuesday showing off his six pack flat stomach.

Even that seagull was flying low to sneak a peek.

Ha!

P.S. Where's your gold chain dude?

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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