The only reason why we're joking in the headline is that the dude is fine — he only dislocated his shoulder. His friends were able to rescue him without much struggle, even though we bet it was terrifying!!
A golfer, walking along like golfers do, disappeared into an 18 foot sinkhole while playing a round of golf with some buddies.
Just kidding! He actually saw an unusual depression in the course and decided it was worth his time to go check it out, just to see how awkward it would be to have to hit from! As soon as he stepped on it, that's when he fell!
Here's what he said: