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IBM Bans Siri To Prevent Robot Apocalypse Privacy Leaks

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Siri told us she was our friend!?

IBM issued an employee-wide decree Wednesday, Siri enabled devices are NOT permitted to interact with any campus or company networks!!

Contrary to what Samuel L. Jackson and Jooey Zooey Deschanel might have you believe, IBM management fears Apple’s might be collecting data on more than just organic mushroom markets.

The iPhone4 Software License Agreement states:

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John Malkovich Gets Philosophical With iPhone 4's Siri!

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Color us shocked!

Even John Malkovich has hopped on the celebrity commercial train for Apple!!

In their newest ad, the eloquent Malkovich ponders the meaning of life with Siri.

Definitely the sweetest thing about the iPhone 4, Siri totally owns the key to the universe. Just check out her answer (above)!!

And THEN… to calm your brain of such intellectual gab, watch him joke with her …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Larger Screen On The iPhone 5 CONFIRMED!

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Rumors are always bouncing around about the next piece of amazing Apple technology about to hit the market and right now everyone is focused on the iPhone 5.

We told you all about the rumored features — which include a larger screen, different colors, stronger shell and faster processor — but now at least one of those has been confirmed.

The next iPhone will indeed have a larger screen to compete with the Android. Sources say it will measure at least four 4 inches diagonally, compared to 3.5 inch screen on the iPhone 4S.

In terms of the phone's overall size, it's going to be longer to accommodate the screen and thinner to accommodate our pockets. Sources say:

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Zooey Deschanel & Samuel L. Jackson Get Sassy With Siri! WATCH!

Who's ready for adorkableness!?!

Because that's exactly what Zooey Deschanel gives her iPhone 4 personal assistant, Siri!! Ha!!

Oh but don't think she's the only one getting in on the commercial paycheck fun!!

Samuel L. Jackson lent his sexy demeanor for the Apple legend too!

U: How do we watch these amazing commercials!?!

Siri: Watch New Girl Zooey (above) and see Sam … AFTER THE JUMP!

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Steve Jobs Wasn’t A Fan Of Siri’s Product Name

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The late (and great) Steve Jobs was NOT in love with the brand name Siri but stuck with it because he could not think of a name that was better.

See! Even great minds get blocked!

Steve Jobs apparently had similar misgivings about the names iMac and iPod, which in hindsight is pretty LOL, considering how popular those products are nowadayz.

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Geek Alert! iPhone 5 Has A Bigger Screen!

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According to a reliable source, the iPhone 5 really is going to be bigger and better — literally!!

The screen of the new Apple baby will be 4+ inches!! That's big! Not only that, but the casing is going to be new too!! Hmm… inneresting…

But of course Apple hasn't settled on a version to release, so there may be some alterations before we see the big reveal!!

But for right now it sounds like Siri might have some competition!!! Let's ask her what she thinks… "Let's just talk about you," she says. LOL!!!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Siri Tells Kid To SHUT THE F*** UP!

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In case you were wondering, it is possible to tick Siri off!

Can phones be hormonal?!

The iPhone 4S's personal assistant apparently didn't like when a 12 year old boy asked her a simple question.

Charlie Le Quesne went to local grocery in England and asked Siri "How many people are there in the world?"

Siri's response?

"Shut the f*** up, you ugly t***"

His mother, Kim, said she thought she was hearing things. So Charlie and his mum asked again. They got the same response.

Store managers believe that some teens pranked Siri to say this as the owner's name. Why Siri would answer with the owner's name is another question.

Siri has been marred in controversy. From being racist, to sexist (against women), to pro-life, who knew a phone could have such beliefs.

Oh yeah, it's a phone. It has no beliefs.

Needless to say, Charlie and Kim may not be fans of the iPhone.

[Image via WENN.]

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