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Leonardo DiCaprio Recovers With Martin Scorcese After Rock Lobstering With His C**k Coke Out

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Like peas in a pod, these two!

The Aviator, The Departed, Shutter Island, Gangs of New York, and now The Wolf of Wall Street??

For all the films they work on together, Leonardo DiCaprio and legendary director Martin Scorsese should just buy a tandem bicycle and start commuting to set!

Shooting in Manhattan Tuesday, Leo spent the better part of an afternoon repeatedly hailing a cab!

Fun stuff!

Though perhaps not as exciting as his sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs lobster party the other day!!

Ch-ch-check out more set photos from The Wolf of Wall Street (below)!

[Image via Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]

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Martin Scorsese & Siri Are Goodfellas In New iPhone Ad

Siri, you dirty trollop!

Zooey Daschenel? John Malkovich? Samuel L. Jackson? And now Martin Scorsese?!?

We can hardly keep track of all the women and men you've been caught around town with these past few months!

Ch-Ch-Check out the new iPhone ad where Siri and Marty take to the mean streets of NYC to discuss the quickest route through cross-town traffic (above)!

Still, we aren't sure this match is made to last.

We're not saying he's too old for you, Siri. But he was directing Taxi Driver when you were still just a twinkle in a young programmer's eye!

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Siri Hates Zooey Deschanel!

LOL!

We can only imagine what it would be like for poor Siri to be aware of all the stupid questions consumers ask her. Most notably, whether or not it's raining outside. Especially when the person asking the question is already looking out the window!

Sorry Zooey Deschanel, but that was a pretty silly question to ask. Luckily for you, we know you were just gettin' that green, so we're not judging.

Conan O'Brien and the rest of Team Coco got a hold of The New Girl's recent commercial for Apple and created their own version (above) in which Siri doesn't just sit back and answer dumb questions.

We kinda wish this is the Siri that we had on our phone. She's WAY more fun!

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IBM Bans Siri To Prevent Robot Apocalypse Privacy Leaks

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IBM issued an employee-wide decree Wednesday, Siri enabled devices are NOT permitted to interact with any campus or company networks!!

Contrary to what Samuel L. Jackson and Jooey Zooey Deschanel might have you believe, IBM management fears Apple’s might be collecting data on more than just organic mushroom markets.

The iPhone4 Software License Agreement states:

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John Malkovich Gets Philosophical With iPhone 4's Siri!

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Color us shocked!

Even John Malkovich has hopped on the celebrity commercial train for Apple!!

In their newest ad, the eloquent Malkovich ponders the meaning of life with Siri.

Definitely the sweetest thing about the iPhone 4, Siri totally owns the key to the universe. Just check out her answer (above)!!

And THEN… to calm your brain of such intellectual gab, watch him joke with her …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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