All tag results for 'sjaypeepee'

Look how big they've gotten! Adorbs!

Yesterday, Sarah Jessica Parker took her little ladies, Marion and Tabitha, to the doctors with the help of a nanny. Meanwhile, Matthew Broderick took their son James Wilke school. Just a regular afternoon in Manhattan for them!

They grow up so fast, don't they!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: marion broderick, matthew broderick, new york city, sjaypeepee, tabitha broderick

LOLz!

Check out this "For Your Consideration…" ad currently in circulation featuring what used to be Miz Kathy Griffin and is now just a testament to true artistic skill!

Luckily, girlfriend is in on the joke and wrote the following caption on the ad:

"They don't give out an Emmy for 'Best Airbrushing' but if they did, I'd totally win."

We LOVE it! It's not nearly as embarrassing when you're in on the joke!

Right, SJayPeePee? Oh, wait…

Tags: emmys, for your consideration, my life on the d list, photoshop, promotional material, sjaypeepee

Oh goodness, SJayPeePee!

Have you been taking laxatives, bb? Because your word diarrhea is out of control lately!!

The latest victim of the Sex and the City actress's loose lips is Matthew Broderick!

While discussing her son's height, she ended up taking some accidental digs at her hubby!

She says:

"He's not quite tiny - that's on my husband's side - well, actually Matthew is average… not in personality or in intellect…. no, no, no, no, no. Let me clear this up. For the record, not in personality, intellect, charisma, talent, genuine likeability, well the list could go on and on. Anyway he's average in height as I understand so the odds of our son being average in height and weight is perhaps promising. Even with an average father! How am I ever gonna fix this?"

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO, girl!

LOLz!

Just shut your yapper before you make it worse!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: height, husband, matthew broderick, oops, seriously wtf, sex and the city 2, sjaypeepee, word diarrhea, wtf

We don't think there are enough hours of Square Pegs to pull this off, but OKAY!

Sarah Jessica Parker is on a media tour this week promoting the Sex & The City sequel, which means she is going to be asked the same dumb questions and give the same dumb answers to every entertainment news outlet imaginable.

She got one good question though during a recent interview, but her answer still remained kind of stoopid. She was asked who she would like to see play a younger Carrie Bradshaw should the latest Candace Bushnell novel, The Carrie Diaries, be turned into a movie. (We all know it will happen sooner or later.)

SJayPeePee's reply?

"Maybe they should use old footage of me! And in this new age of Avatar, what about a new 17-year-old S.J.?"

What about NO! Your time is over! Let someone else step into the Manolo Blahniks?!

Trust us - no amount of CGI is going to believable transform you back to 17! Not happening!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: candace bushnell, sex and the city 2, sjaypeepee, the carrie diaries

Bleck! Did you hire Jenny Humphrey as your new makeup artist???

Sarah Jessica Parker was spotted leaving the Mandarin Oriental Hotel yesterday in Manhattan looking like a soccer mom that was maimed by a raccoon!

What's going on here? What is this ensemble about?

Not okay. Not very Carrie Bradshaw. Get it together, girl!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Tags: bad idea, eye makeup, sex and the city 2, sjaypeepee

SJayPeePee, where is your tact??

While promoting Sex and the City 2, the actress decided to share some TMI deets with the world about her poor co-star, Kristin Davis' discomforts during production!

She revealed:

"We didn't even have a bathroom. There was literally no interruptions. Kristin Davis got sick."

Davis then had to fess up:

"I didn't want anyone to know. So I texted Aaron. I was like, 'Aaron, can you call the doctor. I can't get out of bed!' And then we didn't tell anyone until I was better. It was our little secret."

Parker, of course, continued STOOPIDLY:

PeePee: "Apparently, if you're very sick and have a very serious intestinal issue, you just need warm milk."

Davis: "Stop, stop, stop! You don't have to tell them everything!"

PeePee: "I didn't say you. I said you had a strange cough."

Not very nice, PeePee! Was that something you REALLY had to share with the world??!

Poor Charlotte already had to poop her pants in the first shiteous movie!

Poor thing!! We're sure the PeePee is just jealous because Davis is the only one who didn't need to be photoshopped to hell on the movie poster!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: illness, medical, on set, promotion, sex and the city 2, sjaypeepee, tmi