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Hugh Jackman Nearly Sliced Off His Peen With His Wolverine Claws? Wait, Can That Regenerate?!

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Whoa, we're so glad this non-Adamantium related surgical procedure never happened!

Hugh Jackman nearly lost his iconic Wolverine phallic object, and we don't mean his trademark cigar!

In a recent interview, Hugh talked about the scary experience, which involved him being oh so very naked, and trying to cover up…with his Wolverine claws:

"There was a very intense first scene and I insisted on a closed set. I ran round the corner and all the female members of the crew were gathered there. I tried to cover myself and cut my inner thigh - it was just the inner thigh thankfully. The metal claws had to go - you can't have bits and pieces flying off."

Would you look at that? He tried to be decent and he ends up slicing his inner thigh? Thanks Universe.

Then again, we'd totally love a slice of thigh, or higher!

We're just glad that his blade and his peen never had a duel.

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The Oscars Were Basically The Best Pizza Party You Weren’t Invited To! Relive The Cheesy Moments HERE!

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The Oscars probably had the most epic pizza party of all time, and unfortunately for all of us, we weren't invited!

But that doesn't mean we can't experience it all through the magic of GIFs and imagination! If we close our eyes, it's like our triangle wedge is actually IN Brad Pitt's mouth! Uh, wait what?

It all started when Ellen DeGeneres playfully (and we thought jokingly) asked if anyone wanted pizza. Kerry Washington immediately responded to Ellen's call to arms parms!

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Celebrity Chef Giada De Laurentiis Almost Loses Her Finger On LIVE Television!

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So THAT'S the secret ingredient to her stuffing!

Giada De Laurentiis was working on Food Network's annual Thanksgiving Live special when she suddenly confused her hand for a piece of celery and SLICED her index finger during a commercial break!

OUCHIES!

The celebrity chef was forced to immediately leave the show, and apparently the gash was so bad that she had to get several stitches on her itty bitty digit!

Luckily, Giada WAS able to save her finger and says aside from a little bit of throbbing, she's mostly ok:

"I did get stitches…I got several stitches on this little teeny finger. The problem is I sliced into my nail bed. And I think that was the issue…and you know, I love my manicures!"

TRAGIC!

All joking aside, it looks like Giada is still in high spirits and it doesn't sound like her Thanksgiving dinner is in jeopardy at all!

However, she MIGHT want to let somebody chop up the veggies for her this Thursday! LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out Giada getting her boo boo patched up …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Sloth Eats Carrots! So CUTE!!

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Omg, this is so adoraballz!!

Sloths are so freakin' cute it's ridiculous!

Especially this sloth trying to eat carrots.

He refuses to turn around and grab a carrot, simply laying on his back, reaching behind him until he can find a slice of veggie!

His life would be so much better if he just turned around and grabbed a carrot, but he's sooooo lazy!

But it's okay because it makes for a real moment of cuteness!

Check out the video (above) to see an adorbz sloth eating some carrots!

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Dexter Gets Sliced In New Promo Poster!

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Dexter Morgan!! Slap a bandaid on that cut, you're dribbling blood EVERYWHERE!

The time is nigh Dextertrons! Everyone's favorite morally ambiguous murderer is returning September 30th, and we're simply dying of blood-loss to know (spoiler alert!) how Dexter's sister Deb reacts to his morbid secret!

Showtime has already heightened our anticipation by releasing the first two minutes of Dexter's season 7 premiere, but the show's new promo poster (above) hints at something even MORE confusing…

Is Dex getting a taste of his own murderous medicine? Will he be the one cling-filmed and sliced?! Is Deb the new Dexter?!

Ha! Unlikely, but that would make for a blood-curdling plot twist!

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This Little Girl Saved Her Mom's Life By Slapping Her With A Piece Of Pizza

Because what else would she hit her mother with? A frying pan??

Ha, just kidding. We hate to make light of a serious situation, especially since this kid was genius enough to try to lure her mother with the delightful aroma of cheese, pepperoni, and sausages.

Little Rita Lawlor was awarded by the Sarasota County Fire Department for bravery after she tried to wake her mother up by hitting her in the face with a slice of pizza.

After the hard, crumby crust of pizza against her mother's face failed to wake her up, Rita calmly called 911. Soon, an ambulance pulled up and saved her mother.

Thank goodness for some quick thinking and an ability to stay calm under pressure. She's our Perezcious hero of the day.

To hear Rita's story, watch above. Srsly, she couldn't be more adorable. We wish we could give you ALL the pizza in the world.

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