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Jerk Cat REJECTS Strawberry!

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Ha! This cat sure isn't a fan of fruit! Or certain berries at least.

This cat's owner offers him a tastyyyyy looking strawberry… so red and juicy and perfect.

But after one sniff, this cat was clearly NOT interested! Look at that face!

We love how he winds up his paw, preparing for the ultimate smack down!

Then… WHAM! Get that strawberry outta here!

Who do you think you are? Bringing strawberries around here?! LOLz!

Check out the video (above) of a pretty kitty smacking down some tasty food!

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Defense Attorney Claims Nicollette Sheridan Was NEVER A Main Character On Desperate Housewives!

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Ouch! This has got to sting!

Nicollette Sheridan's wrongful termination lawsuit trial for her firing from Desperate Housewives has been getting pretty intense today, with the actress describing in detail an instance in which she alleges that creator Marc Cherry smacked her while filming a scene, and now, the defense attorney is firing back - BIG TIME!

According to Adam Levin, who is attempting to prove that the death of the Edie Britt character was not an unusual move for a network show but a creative choice, Sheridan was never one of the main cast members, as opposed to the other four stars - as she was not featured in group shots for the show's opening sequence, she was only nominated for a Best Supporting Role Golden Globe, and that's why she was paid less than the others!

Furthermore,

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Nicollette Sheridan Recounts The Desperate Housewives Smack Heard 'Round The World In Testimony Today!

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We're finally getting the story, straight from her mouth!

During Nicollette Sheridan's testimony in court today for her multi-million dollar wrongful termination lawsuit for being fired from Desperate Housewives, she discussed openly the HOrrific claim that series creator Marc Cherry hit her for suggesting new lines while filming a scene!

According to the actress:

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Courtney Love Opens Up About Former Drug Usage, Assures Us She's Clean

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Courtney Love has made it clear to the world that she does NOT like being called out for drugs when she's not on them, and now she's got even more to say on the subject:

"I've been maligned as this drug freak for years, and I'm getting tired of it. That's not the way I live anymore. I try to work a good program. I don't do smack. I don't do crack anymore."

Here's Courtney on the most recent drug habit she kicked - Adderall:

"[It was] legitimately prescribed to me by a respectable physician. But after Britney [Spears] freaked out a couple of years ago, and her toxicology report said she was taking a much lower dose than I was, I decided to get off that sh*t."

Courtney on drugs she started using thanks to Andy Dick and Winona Ryder:

"[Dick] handed me a pill right before the show and said, 'Courtney, take this, it's like Vicodin without the aspirin.' It f***ed me up bad. Winona Ryder slipped me a similar pill a few months earlier. I'm such an addict that I just swallowed them both, without asking what they were."

And here's Courtney on her lowpoint with drugs:

"Snorting blow up Pamela Anderson's ass!"

Ha! We're just glad to hear that Courtney isn't using anymore, and as far as that Pam Anderson comment is concerned, we'll assume that she's kidding! Good one, Courtney!

…You are kidding, right?

…RIGHT?

What do U think about Courtney Love's drug comments? Do U think she's completely clean?

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Jerry Lewis Talks Smack About LiLo Again

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Well…at least this time he only wants to spank her.

Last month, Jerry Lewis said the following about Lindsay, which we did NOT appreciate:

"I would smack her in the mouth. I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would say 'you deserve this and nothing else. Whack! And then if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton. Those children are begging for help. What they're doing is saying I'm fucked up. Can you help me?"

At Quentin Tarantino's Friar's Club Roast on Wednesday, Lewis was asked again about Lindsay. Here's what he had to say this time:

[She's a] "fresh, dumb broad" [who] "needs a spanking on her ass to get her to put herself where she belongs!"

Not the nicest comments, however Lewis did also say the following:

[She belongs] "in a good place that has good stuff!" [And] "she'll find it!"

All right, Jerry. You kept yourself better in check this time, so we SUPPOSE we'll give you credit for that.

What do U think of Jerry's LiLo comments?

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