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Justin Timberlake Gives President Obama His Digits! Fill In The Blank!

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When President Barack Obama approached Justin Timberlake in the Blue Room of the White House recently, asking the pop-star to pull out his phone and show him a sweet new app to download, JT responded:

"Mr. POTUS, sir, ________________________________________!"

[Image via White House tumblr.]

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Chubby Checker Sues HP Over Peen-Measuring 'Chubby Checker App,' HIGHlarity Ensues!

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But, but.. it's so cleverly named!

Rock 'n' roll legend Chubby Checker recently filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Hewlett-Packard, claiming a smartphone app they published under the musician's name did “irreparable damage and harm” to his reputation.

The Chubby Checker App, you see, estimates the size of a man's package… and we aren't referring to the kind UPS delivers!

Through some miracle of science, it uses a dude's shoe size to determine what size drill bit he keeps in the tool box, if you know what we mean!

And, if you don't know what we mean, let us spell it out:

Penises! We are talking about penises! Their length! Width! Girth! The whole nine yards inches!! HA!

We totes understand why the 71-year-old Twist singer is horrified to see his legacy twisted by a penile punchline, but… what an epically HIGHlarious punchline it was!

UPDATE: Chubby Checker spoke publicly about his legal dramz. He said:

"I don't want people to go around calling me a penis."

Well, there you have it! He's a singer, not a schlong!

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Tamagotchi Reborn As A Smartphone App!

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Remember when you begged your parents for a Tamagotchi virtual pet for weeks because all the kids at school had them?

And then you finally got one, and it died in six hours?? Well, now it's coming back to life!!

Like magic, Bandai is resurrecting the Tamagotchi fad as an app for your smartphone! Bandai said:

"The original Tamagotchi was first released 16 years ago and took the world by storm. Everyone had a Tamagotchi and loved taking care of their digital pets.

The new Tamagotchi app will feature the same gameplay you know and love with a number of exciting new features."

What new features? Wallpapers, themes, mini-games- not to mention a web series!

Ch-ch-check out the video (below) for the full Tamagotchi L.i.F.e. experience!

Tamagotchi will be available soon for Google Play and the App Store.

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New STD-Free Certification App!

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Thank goodness for technology!

Now we can prove to sexual partners that we're STD free! Just by bumping phones!

The new smartphone feature called "safe bumping" uses an app called MedXSafe where people can quickly exchange contact info and STD-free status.

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New iPhone And iPad Coming September 12th!!

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We'll never forget where we were when the first iPhone was announced. We were… um…

OK, we don't remember. It's been a long time! Come to think of it, it's been a while since we've seen anything new from Apple!

Well, when it rains Apple products, it pours them like some kind of Newton-inspiring torrent.

Come September 12th, we'll get our

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Amazon Is Venturing Into iPhone Territory With A New Smartphone

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Watch out Apple! You've got more than just the Microsoft Surface tablet to worry about.

Amazon is developing a new smartphone with a Chinese mobile phone company!

On top of the internet giant's alliance with Foxconn International Holdings Ltd., Amazon is meeting with various companies to acquire wireless patents so they avoid more lawsuits over illegal use of technology.

Will U stay loyal to Steve Jobs' vision or consider switching over to what will most likely be a less expensive product?

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Seattle Theatre to Lift Ban Of Smartphones In 2014

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Smartphones have long been forbidden in theatres and entertainment venues for the raucous it causes with the wiring. Not to mention it's just plain rude.

But a venue in Seattle is about to change their tune come 2014.

When it opens two years from now, the theatre will not only welcome smartphones but encourage the use of tweeting throughout the performance.

Wow, we'd hate to be sitting near the people who want to do that…

With plans of the ban lifting in that theatre, people are wondering what it could mean for every entertainment venue.

It doesn't matter if it's a theatre or a movie theater, if we're paying money to see a show, we don't want it interrupted by people treating it as their own living room. It ruins the experience, no?

[Image via WENN.]

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