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The Hobbit Gets Parodied In A Peen-Hardening Porn Called The Knobbit! Dirty Deets HERE!

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Oh, porno parodies! You're just the gifts that keep on giving!

Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!

Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it's the age old tale of an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!

Eventually Dilbo and his best bro Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball 'Em!

Ball 'Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her "precious" peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo's dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and

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The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug Imagines Dragons In Radioactive New Poster! See It HERE!

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That's not a mithril sword in our pantaloons, we're just happy to see sweet new artwork for The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug!!!

Part two of the Lord of the Rings prequel is only months away, ch-ch-check out the poster (above) to see why we're so excited!

The first Hobbit was awesome enough, but Desolation includes several sweet new characters DRAGONS!!

Star Trek Into Darkness's Benedict Cumberbatch plays Smaug, the gold-hoarding dragon, and Evangeline Lilly, the freckle-face femme fatale from Lost, is Tauriel!

YES!! Just thinking about this flick gives us a nerd boner the size of an Ent and six times as hard! Bilbo battles the dragon until December 13th, but MGM is unleashing a teaser for The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug tomorrow!!

Ugh!!! We can barely wait!!

[Image via MGM.]

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The Hobbit Trilogy Gets A New Title!

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It feels like it's been eleventy-one years since we first found out about The Hobbit being turned into a movie.

Recently, we found out it's actually going to be a trilogy!

The subtitles for the first two films in the series, An Unexpected Journey and There And Back Again are just about set in stone, but what will they call the third one?

A source inside New Line reports that they have purchased the rights to two different titles:

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Star Trek 2 Villain Officially Cast!

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Well this is a far cry from Benicio del Toro!

Although it was rumored that Edgar Ramirez would be taking the actor's place after he turned down the role of the main villain in the upcoming Star Trek 2, it's been announced that instead, it will be Benedict Cumberbatch, best known for his starring part in the BBC Sherlock series!

He reveals:

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