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Liberty Ross Shows Off Her Trouser Snake At LAX

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We hope Samuel L. Jackson wasn't on her flight!

Liberty Ross brought a mother f***ing snake on a mother f***ing plane on Saturday, but don't worry! It wasn't real!

The British beauty slithered through the check-in area at LAX wearing a pair of pants with a life-like python printed on it.

We're sure the TSA had a field day feeling up her trouser snake! Ha!

A fur jacket and her favorite pair of Alaia boots finished off Liberty's serpentine style.

Thoughts-ss-sss-s???

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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British Airline Crew's Drunk & Obnoxious Quasi-Orgy Disrupts Passengers! Surprise!

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Oh noes!

Whether it's crying babies, chronic farters, or Samuel L. Jackson's deadly snakes, we all know what it feels like to be antagonized aboard a long flight!

Even worse for a cabin full of British Airways passengers flying from London to Washington last month, the annoying persons were airline employees!

It's true!

Apparently several off-duty flight attendants got tipsy in first class, made-out with and petted each other, knocked into bewildered onlookers, and were generally VERY disruptive!

One unhappy passenger said:

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Taylor Swift + Samuel L. Jackson = We Are Never Ever Taking This Off Repeat!

Enough is ENOUGH!

Sammy Jack has had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane T Swizzle's wishy-washy romances!

In what can only be described as Samuel L. Jackson's best pop cover since his last one, the planet's biggest baddass mofo surprised us, himself, London's loyal Swifties, and anyone else with a beating eardrum when he took on homegurl's biggest hit to date!

Ch-ch-check out Sam's ridiculously ah-mazng rendition of Taylor Swift's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (above) for Britain's 95.8 Capital FM!

Holy cheese ballz, it's GLORIOUS! We love it!!!

What passion! What conviction! What…. the heck is he crooning on about?!

Hopefully the man who plays Nick Fury isn't alluding to The Avengers disassembling never ever getting back together, LOLz!!

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Snakes on a Plane Director Found Dead At 60

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David R. Ellis

Hollywood is gonna have to find someone else to make their awesomely-on-purpose-bad movies!

Director David R. Ellis has passed away.

The man who brought the world Shark Night 3D, The Final Destination, Cellular, Final Destination 2 and of course, Snakes on a Plane — was found dead Monday morning in Johannesburg, South Africa. He was only 60-years-old.

David's long time pal Samuel L. Jackson mourned his loss on Twitter, writing:

Authorities say Ellie was found in the bathroom of his hotel room, and foul play is not suspected. They still haven't determined a cause of death.

Our thoughts are with his wife and three children.

He's in a better place now. A place with no snakes.

[Image via WENN.]

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What Up With That?! Samuel L. Jackson Drops The F-Bomb On Saturday Night Live!

WELL. What else can we expect from the man who garnered universal praise for the line "I've had it with these mother f*cking snakes on this mother f*cking plane!" in his 2006 movie Snakes on a Plane?!

Samuel L. Jackson took to the Saturday Night Live stage last night during this year's Christmas-themed episode hosted by Martin Short, and during a cameo appearance as himself on the popular B.E.T. spoof show, What Up With That?, we think he may have gotten a little TOO into character after being interrupted by Kenan Thompson one too many times…because he finally lost it and dropped the F-BOMB on LIVE television!

Of course, the actor later took to Twitter to acknowledge

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Snakes On A Plane 2! Man Sneaks Pet Snake Aboard Plane!

So kiss the world goodbye! Snakes are making it out alive…ON PLANES!

Again, Samuel L. Jackson has been slacking off, because an Egyptian plane is the latest aircraft to fall victim to monkey-fighting snakes on Monday to Friday planes.

But this time, the snake's OWNER tried to sneak his serpent on board!

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Samuel L. Jackson Is Robocop…'s Cable News Provider!

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Sweet and savory jumping' jambalaya!!

Samuel L. Jackson is the newest addition to the Robocop reboot set to begin shooting in September!!

The film already stars Joel Kinnaman as the titular tin cop with a heart of gold and Gary Oldman as the wacky police commissioner scientist who helped build him.

Sammy joins the cast as

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