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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Going Off-Broadway!

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We applaud them for doing this for a good cause - but can these ladies act outside of their scripted reality show?!

Sources have exclusively told PerezHilton.com that the ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey will be joining the cast of the off-Broadway comedy My Big Gay Italian Wedding for a select number of performances in September 1st!

Housewives Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita, and Caroline Manzo will portray the Wedding Officiater, Toniann Naso, and Angela Pinnunziato!

Jacqueline's infuriatingly dense daughter, Ashley Holmes, will portray Connie Scuccifuffio, and Caroline's daughter Lauren will play Maria Pinnunziato!

Former castmember Dina Manzo, who produces the play, will be making a special introduction before each of the four perfomances, and says:

“Just when you thought the hair couldn’t get any higher and the yelling couldn’t get any louder, here come the housewives. Everyone has a so much fun at this show. Audiences laugh out loud, it’s got an important message for everyone and the money raised from the ticket sales for these four performances will benefit such a terrific cause. So when I asked the ladies to be a part of it, they were thrilled to come on board. This is one wedding party you are not going to want to miss!”

A portion of the proceeds will be going to Marriage Equality New York organization, which supports gay marriage!

We actually think this is pretty cool! And if they suck, it will probably still be the kind of bad that you have to see for yourself - AKA just like every episode of their reality show!

And we're glad to see that Prostitution Whore Coke Fucking Whore Jafar from Aladdin Danielle Staub will not be terrorizing gracing the stage with her sociopathic presence!

Your talents are better suited for the sex tapes, bb!

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The Prostitution Whore Wants Her 'Stolen' Sex Tape To Outsell Kendra's!

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A-ha! The Grinch speaks!

As we all know, The Real Housewives of New Jersey's very own sociopath and prostitution whore, Danielle Staub, made a sex tape a while back that's being distributed by Hustler in a few weeks.

Like any mentally unstable famewhore, she's speaking out about the entire debacle, and is truly convincing when she claims that it was stolen and released without her consent!

She says:

"It was stolen. Then I just decided, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. What am I left to do? This isn't something I chose to have released, but it's out there, and there's nothing I can do about it."

Well doesn't she just sound devastated? LOLZ!

And as if that isn't insane enough, she goes on to compare her tape to Kendra's:

"I haven't seen hers. I haven't seen mine, either, but … if it's going to do anything, I would hope it does better."

But of course!

We can't even laugh at this shiz, because we're chilled to the bone by the numbing reality that there are two children in this world who have to look at that HOrrific woman and address her as mom!

So depressing.

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The Real Housewives' Prostitution Whore Is Getting Her Sex Tape Released!

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Well of COURSE she has a sex tape! She is a prostitution whore, after all!

Sources are claiming that the Real Housewives of New Jersey's very own sociopath and former junkie hooker Danielle Staub made a sex tape a few months after her debut on the reality series last year, and despite her best 'efforts' (yeah RIGHT) to keep it private, it's now going to be distributed!

Hustler, Inc. will be releasing the 75 minute video - of the unstable psycho getting her fuck on with a mystery man - on June 14th!

We can't wait to hear what her castmates will have to say about THIS one!

Thoughts??

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