Has the world been DUPED?!
Was MileyBird's entire sex-ah, steamy VMAs performance just an infomercial, put together by money-hungry foam finger lobbyists?!
No, that's just silly!
Nevertheless, the trademark foam finger from the performance with Robin Thicke has nearly sold out in stores across all across our great nation!
They're selling like hotcakes* because Miley Cyrus' titillating, twerking award show outfit is pretty much the easiest Halloween idea ever, but that costume wouldn't be complete without a teddy bear (which everyone already has) and a foam finger (which most folks don't keep around the house)!