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Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Is Getting The Film Treatment!

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We hope they don't fuck this up trying to give it the Where The Wild Things Are treatment! We love this book too much for it to suck!

Director Shawn Levy has reportedly signed on to direct a 'high concept' film adaptation of the Judith Viorst classic Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day!

For those of you who grew up under a rock, the book revolves around a sour puss kid who gets metaphorically shit on for about 45 pages.

We think our favorite little burst of rainbows and kittens Kristen Stewart should play Alexander!

This whole 'high concept' description worries us. Like we mentioned, it worked for Spike Jonze on Where The Wild Things Are, because well, he's a good filmmaker, but Shawn Levy took a massive dump on his version of the Pink Panther (twice!), and when Hilary Duff is the best part of your movie - Cheaper By The Dozen (twice!) - then you pretty much fail at life.

But we refuse to be like our beloved Stewie Puss Puss Alexander and will remain cautiously optimistic about this film!

What do U think?? Will U go see Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day?

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Loud Karaoke Party At Madge's Gets A Noise Violation!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooMadonnaAnglophilia

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Lame! People should be allowed to let loose sometimes and not have to worry about getting into trouble!

Madonna was slammed with a noise violation after the staff of her London townhouse threw a karaoke party and pissed off her sour puss neighbors!

The incident, which was on a Sunday afternoon in June, happened while the singer wasn't even there, but was apparently loud enough to have the Westminster council notified.

Noise officers issued an official noise abatement notice and any further complaints could lead to a fine!

A spokesman says:

“In order to deal with the matter, a notice was served by posting it through the box at the premises. The notice was addressed to the owner or occupier at the address ordering that the noise is stopped — which it was. Any further offence could see Madonna landed with a £5,000 fine.”

WTF? That much money because people were singing a little bit on a Sunday afternoon?!

It wasn't even at night when people are trying to sleep!

We think it's time to relocate, bb! Find some less douchey neighbors!

Thoughts??

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Seth Cohen Adam Brody Disses KStew!

Oh, Seth Cohen! You SLAY us!

LOLs!

The always seksi and always HIGHlarious Adam Brody decided to sit down for an interview with writer Diablo Cody for her new talk show, Red Band Trailer - which basically involves her sitting in the back of an Airstream trailer with a celebrity - and the actor had some pretty harsh words for his In The Land Of Women co-star and our personal favorite little ray of sunshine, Miz Stewie Puss Puss, regarding her CONSTANT whining about the trials and tribulations of being a multi-millionaire!

He says:

"It's only gotten worse, I'm sure, being a celebrity. At the same time, I don't have a lot of patience for people who moan about it too much. Because there are many things you could do. It's like, quit…you don't need to be an actor, so it's like if it's that much of a problem…there's the door."

Our sentiments exactly!

And the look on his face when her name is brought up is PRICELESS! We bet those two got along super well!

LOLs!

Check out the amazeballs response at the 5:45 mark (above), but we actually suggest watching the whole thing! Diablo Cody is one badass bitch, and it's a pretty solid little chat!

Thoughts??

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RPatz Defends Stewie Puss' Rape Comments!

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Lame!

Sparkly Vampire extraordinare Robert Pattinson has recently come forward to address the heinous and insensitive statement his co-star, Kristen Stewart, made comparing her celebrity status to rape, and tries to pin the blame of her fuck-up on bloggers!

He says:

None of those associations came out and gave a statement [criticizing Kristen] without being called upon by the media first — who were doing it specifically to get hits on their websites. That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone. All they need is to get a salacious headline and people click on it, because it’s easy. And it’s quite good being part of these Twilight films because you have to give so many interviews all the time, you can defend yourself. That’s the only way. All of us stick together, as well. There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.

Sorry, bb, not so!

We blogged about it to bring attention to something she said that was WRONG and cruel! Nobody should be able to make comments like that it and get away with it, not even you!

But nice try!

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Is KStew A Lezzie???

Filed under: Gay Gay GayMTVAwardzKristen StewartTwitter

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It's like we've seen the light!

How could we have not noticed this before??

Last night at the MTV Movie Awards, two VJs made some truly enlightening observations regarding one Miz Stewie Puss Puss, and were kind enough to share them with the world via Twitter!

Kim Stolz wrote:

The 2 most important moments tonight were sandra bullock confirming tht she's truly incredible & k-stew confirming tht she's truly a lesbian

LOLz!

And Ruby Rose agreed, Tweeting:

I'm sorry, but Kristen Stewart has to be a lesbian. I dont mean to stereotype but isnt it obvious?

Well now that you mention it, YES! Yes it is!

Time to come out, bb! Embrace your lezlicious self! Maybe then you'll stop being so effing miserable all the time and will actually SMILE!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Separated At Birth

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Left: A strung-out looking Taylor Momsen ignoring fans outside her first UK performance with band The Pretty Reckless Right: Dead bitch Kayako from The Grudge

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Sour Puss Almost Burns Down Her Hotel Room!

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Seriously?? You can't even make fish sticks??!

Sour Puss Alba is in New York right now promoting her new flick, The Killer Inside Me, and apparently caused quite a scene at her hotel when she tried to cook her daughter, Honor Marie, fish sticks and almost caused a fire!

WTF??

That's right, she couldn't figure out how to work the oven and smoked out her room so badly that the fire department had to be called!

LOLz!

Her rep says:

"They were preparing Honor's dinner. [There was] no fire – just some smoke that unfortunately set off the alarm."

We don't know what's more mortifying - not being able to operate an oven or feeding your kid frozen fish sticks!

Thoughts??

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